My Day
So heres my day...and what a joke it is...seriously..
-Wake up at 4:30 am....I want a cookie...Eat cookie...feel very guilty...go into the bathroom to brush my teeth..wake ed up. Ed asks what im doing and then says he doesn't want to know..
-Wake up at 5:15am chant in eds ear that its morning time over and over...ed looks annoyed and wants to punch me.
-Wake up at 8:00am hear scary noises leave for class early to avoid being kidnapped.
-Very paranoid walking to class think to self numerous times...why is it so damn hot
-Old lady passes me with cassett player...wtf..avoid eye contact do not want to say hi
-Arrive to spanish sit outside next to james..
-Ask james too many questions
-James pauses and says "why are you so sweaty"
-I respond..cops was on
Spanish
-Text message during class
-Group work teacher asks me and grant to split off into different groups.
-Upon being asked twice turn body so it looks like im participating
-Text james asking what the hell is wrong with Holden
-Holden stands by door making robot noses and poking the wall with a pencil
-Wondering if whole football team is like him
-Precious old man gives presentation about Argentina..
-Text james telling him Joe is precious
-James responds "who the hell is joe"
-Sigh and slap face...joe is presenting
-Questioning life
-Wondering if I left would teacher notice?
-Guy sitting in back is creepy..text grant to remind him
-Creepy guy enters elevator with me and grant...cannot stop laughing
-Wondering what creepy guy does in his spare time besides stalk girl at coffee shop
- Walk to lab with james and grant
- James tells me soda is like smoking cigarettes
- Very scared and curious about new information
-Continue drinking soda
-Get to lab
-James decides to show me his ex wife
-She looks like an elf
-Wondering if I look like elf
-Grant shows his ex girlfriend
-He gets in fight with jen
-Grant storms off when I return from bathroom
-Jen tells me what happens
-Text grant asking what happened although I already know
-Grant wants to punch jens fat face
-Wondering if my face is fat?
-Leave lab and walk to work
Enter work rachel has stuff for me to do
-Sigh..joyce says shes in a webinar
-pondering how boring the word webinar is
-hoping i never have to do a webinar
-leave c suites for g suites..
-wondering why they all look the same
-post signs that elevators broken
-wondering why room is so hot
-brown carpet is making me uncomfortable
-back to office malinda gives charis a bunch of things to do
-glad i dodged a bullet
-hide in other office
-rachel finds me and makes me move boxes
-find a dolly and scrape all the walls as im dragging dolly around
-smile and look cute so no one yells at me
-not enough room for all boxes so they get shoved in random spots
-return dolly
-tell charis about my desires to have a pet
-really want a dog
-pondering about how much work it would be..
-really want a cat
-less work than a dog but i might forget to feed it
-pondering about a possible gold fish...not sure i can handle that
-boss is laughing at my sarcasm and extreme honesty
-wondering if ill ever own a pet
-pondering life
-day dreaming
-walk to apartment desk...shove files in new guys face
-run away
-back to office
-go over emails with rachel
-people dont listen...
-dont want to respond to that email...or that one...or that one...
-why are people so dumb?
-done with emails run back to apartment desk return key
-give key to gingey who always knows where to put stuff
-walk home
-homeless man looking at my chips
-amlmost gave them away but he didnt ask soooooo....
-pondering about food
-come home and eat cookie dough
-feel fat while eating cookie dough
-get frustrated and cook cookie dough
-loss of interest in cookie dough once cooked.
-typing my day on the computer
-Wake up at 4:30 am....I want a cookie...Eat cookie...feel very guilty...go into the bathroom to brush my teeth..wake ed up. Ed asks what im doing and then says he doesn't want to know..
-Wake up at 5:15am chant in eds ear that its morning time over and over...ed looks annoyed and wants to punch me.
-Wake up at 8:00am hear scary noises leave for class early to avoid being kidnapped.
-Very paranoid walking to class think to self numerous times...why is it so damn hot
-Old lady passes me with cassett player...wtf..avoid eye contact do not want to say hi
-Arrive to spanish sit outside next to james..
-Ask james too many questions
-James pauses and says "why are you so sweaty"
-I respond..cops was on
Spanish
-Text message during class
-Group work teacher asks me and grant to split off into different groups.
-Upon being asked twice turn body so it looks like im participating
-Text james asking what the hell is wrong with Holden
-Holden stands by door making robot noses and poking the wall with a pencil
-Wondering if whole football team is like him
-Precious old man gives presentation about Argentina..
-Text james telling him Joe is precious
-James responds "who the hell is joe"
-Sigh and slap face...joe is presenting
-Questioning life
-Wondering if I left would teacher notice?
-Guy sitting in back is creepy..text grant to remind him
-Creepy guy enters elevator with me and grant...cannot stop laughing
-Wondering what creepy guy does in his spare time besides stalk girl at coffee shop
- Walk to lab with james and grant
- James tells me soda is like smoking cigarettes
- Very scared and curious about new information
-Continue drinking soda
-Get to lab
-James decides to show me his ex wife
-She looks like an elf
-Wondering if I look like elf
-Grant shows his ex girlfriend
-He gets in fight with jen
-Grant storms off when I return from bathroom
-Jen tells me what happens
-Text grant asking what happened although I already know
-Grant wants to punch jens fat face
-Wondering if my face is fat?
-Leave lab and walk to work
Enter work rachel has stuff for me to do
-Sigh..joyce says shes in a webinar
-pondering how boring the word webinar is
-hoping i never have to do a webinar
-leave c suites for g suites..
-wondering why they all look the same
-post signs that elevators broken
-wondering why room is so hot
-brown carpet is making me uncomfortable
-back to office malinda gives charis a bunch of things to do
-glad i dodged a bullet
-hide in other office
-rachel finds me and makes me move boxes
-find a dolly and scrape all the walls as im dragging dolly around
-smile and look cute so no one yells at me
-not enough room for all boxes so they get shoved in random spots
-return dolly
-tell charis about my desires to have a pet
-really want a dog
-pondering about how much work it would be..
-really want a cat
-less work than a dog but i might forget to feed it
-pondering about a possible gold fish...not sure i can handle that
-boss is laughing at my sarcasm and extreme honesty
-wondering if ill ever own a pet
-pondering life
-day dreaming
-walk to apartment desk...shove files in new guys face
-run away
-back to office
-go over emails with rachel
-people dont listen...
-dont want to respond to that email...or that one...or that one...
-why are people so dumb?
-done with emails run back to apartment desk return key
-give key to gingey who always knows where to put stuff
-walk home
-homeless man looking at my chips
-amlmost gave them away but he didnt ask soooooo....
-pondering about food
-come home and eat cookie dough
-feel fat while eating cookie dough
-get frustrated and cook cookie dough
-loss of interest in cookie dough once cooked.
-typing my day on the computer