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[hallwaybowling]

DONUTS, MAN! DONUTS!

I've eaten like ten already! This rules! Where are they comin' from?

I don't get this place, but it's the BOMB, man!

Comments

[tenyearsofsleep]

I've yet to have any... are they... are they really safe?

[hallwaybowling]

Well, I ate a ton and I'm not sick. I mean, only a little! So yeah, you should try some, they're really good!

Don't eat too many though...fat chicks...euuuugh...

[tenyearsofsleep]

I-I'm not sure. Papa used to say I shouldn't accept things from stranger or pick things from the floor. I think these donuts fall into a blurry line in between those.

You wouldn't be my friend if I was fat...?

[hallwaybowling]

I dunno.

They're good though!

Huh? Sure I would. Er...

[things_go_boom]

THEY ARE FILLED WITH SUUUUGAR GOODNESS!

[tenyearsofsleep]

Is the sugar making them float?

[things_go_boom]

*long ass-winded SCIENTIFIC explanation how it is possible*

...and that's why.