Mar 21, 2009 22:39
About a half hour ago I was pulled over by 2 motorcycle cops after taking a right turn when I saw a lot of traffic. Apparently this was a sobriety checkpoint. I told them I drank 2 glasses of wine. After poking fun at me for having gained weight versus what was displayed on my license, the cops ran me through a whole gamut of tests before they finally had me do a breathalyser test.
I struggled with those tests. I my legs were sore from jogging earlier in the week. Anyway, I passed the test with .03%. "No offense, but you're not very coordinated."
There's more, but I'm feeling to lazy to type it out right now.