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If Your Friend Was Infected By A Zombie; Would You Kill Them?

Jul 14, 2003 15:24

Well, would you? I probably wouldn't. But I sure as hell wouldn't stay in the same room with the poor infected bastard. The way I see it, if your stupid enough to get bit -- you deserve to spend the rest of eternity wandering the earth as a zombie ( Read more... )

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A thoughtful slacker reply. enchantedbedlam July 16 2003, 23:14:47 UTC

I think that I agree with Sarah on this one. The person/friend is already dead, so I think I would have to make sure they're REALLY dead. But I wouldn't do it like, physically. I would run really fast towards a great ravine and jump on a rope like Shezan and swing wildly across the huge gaping maw of demise. But, my fat ass is not yet strong enough to hold myself up, so I would probably go plummeting to the ground in a satisfying *smack* that would have all the horror-groupies pissing their pants in hilarity and raucous rounds of applause at my expense.

But at least I wouldn't have killed my friend. And that, I guess, is all that matters.

Dude. Wait. ravenxephyr July 17 2003, 08:08:27 UTC

If I was a zombie, and I was chasing after you because of my newly found desire for brains, I would hope that I was still freshly dead enough to have some kind of human thought capabilities, so I could be like, "Wait, that's my friend. I don't want to eat her brains." You know what I mean? Or am I just thinking way too hard about this?

Re: Dude. Wait. enchantedbedlam July 18 2003, 12:28:53 UTC

I think that would be very thoughtful and nice of you to ponder that. BUT in every zombie movie I've ever seen, friendship matters not. What matters is, "Brains, braaaaains, BRRRRRAAAAAAAINNNNS." I've often said that it's so terribly sad how easily zombies turn. You should never turn your back on a friend like that, you know?

I think it's time for the Care Bears to pay a visit to the Zombies of the world. Friendship Bear would most definitely be appalled.

Re: Dude. Wait. hallowicked July 19 2003, 11:25:55 UTC

That would be quite the abbomination.
I think Friendship Bear would end up a zombie Carebear before the day was through

Re: Dude. Wait. enchantedbedlam July 20 2003, 01:35:20 UTC

This is checking the system. Mic check -- 1 a 1 2.

Re: Dude. Wait. hallowicked July 19 2003, 11:26:58 UTC

That's funny how everytime I post something; it doesn't go where I want it to go -- It simply goes to the bottom of the page.

Do I really deserve this?
J2D

Re: A thoughtful slacker reply. hallowicked July 19 2003, 11:24:20 UTC

Pretty creative response, if I do say so myself. Rather action packed. You'd probably break your neck and be rendered paralyzed at the bottom of the chasm; where in fact zombies would just have to get down there and eat you alive while your paralyzed.

But would you feel it if you were paralyzed? Probably if they ate your head.

Joe

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