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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hallmonkey!

1. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and hallmonkey would be as small as a pea!
2. Hallmonkey can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
3. A hallmonkeyometer is used to measure hallmonkey's immense brainpower.
4. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of hallmonkey runs cobalt blue.
5. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by hallmonkey.
6. Peanuts and hallmonkey both are beans. (Yeah, cool beans! heh)
7. The fingerprints of hallmonkey are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
8. Hallmonkey is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
9. Hallmonkey cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
10. Americans discard enough hallmonkey to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months. (Recycle me, please!)