Another One to Add...
I did something... amazingly stupid today.
So for a little background, I'm house sitting. My family is gone on vacation for two weeks, and I'm taking care of all the animals while they are gone. /end background
Well, it was hot today, there isn't anyone here... so I was walking around in my underwear and a guys white undershirt. Comfortable, cool ... it was after 8pm, damn it... I was basically in my pajamas.
So anyway, while no one is here, I make sure to lock all the doors, just because I'm paranoid and my biggest fear is having someone break into my house while I'm alone. I don't even have the 160 pound dog here... they took her with them!
So I went downstairs to check on two of my cats and then let myself outside the patio door to water the flowers, not thinking twice when I shut the door behind me... We are about 1/2 a mile from the road, so there were no worries about walking around outside in what I was wearing. I water the plants, enjoy myself, etc etc... walk back to the door, grab the handle... locked. I swear to God I unlocked the door before I went outside.
I jiggle the handle (though why people do this baffles me... it's really not going to unlock the door!), sighed, and headed around to the front of the house in hopes that I hadn't been as diligent as I normally am when locking all the doors. No luck. Four doors... all locked. Keys, cell phone, purse, clothing... all behind those locked doors.
So here I am, in an undershirt, lacey underwear, barefoot... and I'm locked out of my house. Lord, I'm an idiot. I ended up walking down to my neighbors house, knocking on the door... I swear, I was beet red. I had to ask to use the phone so that I could call someone to bring a spare key! My poor neighbors... they really had to have thought I was absolutely insane. Or just a moron... which I wouldn't disagree with.
So, I now have yet another half-dressed embarrassing moment to add to my collection. *shakes head* Sometimes, I really wonder about myself.
So for a little background, I'm house sitting. My family is gone on vacation for two weeks, and I'm taking care of all the animals while they are gone. /end background
Well, it was hot today, there isn't anyone here... so I was walking around in my underwear and a guys white undershirt. Comfortable, cool ... it was after 8pm, damn it... I was basically in my pajamas.
So anyway, while no one is here, I make sure to lock all the doors, just because I'm paranoid and my biggest fear is having someone break into my house while I'm alone. I don't even have the 160 pound dog here... they took her with them!
So I went downstairs to check on two of my cats and then let myself outside the patio door to water the flowers, not thinking twice when I shut the door behind me... We are about 1/2 a mile from the road, so there were no worries about walking around outside in what I was wearing. I water the plants, enjoy myself, etc etc... walk back to the door, grab the handle... locked. I swear to God I unlocked the door before I went outside.
I jiggle the handle (though why people do this baffles me... it's really not going to unlock the door!), sighed, and headed around to the front of the house in hopes that I hadn't been as diligent as I normally am when locking all the doors. No luck. Four doors... all locked. Keys, cell phone, purse, clothing... all behind those locked doors.
So here I am, in an undershirt, lacey underwear, barefoot... and I'm locked out of my house. Lord, I'm an idiot. I ended up walking down to my neighbors house, knocking on the door... I swear, I was beet red. I had to ask to use the phone so that I could call someone to bring a spare key! My poor neighbors... they really had to have thought I was absolutely insane. Or just a moron... which I wouldn't disagree with.
So, I now have yet another half-dressed embarrassing moment to add to my collection. *shakes head* Sometimes, I really wonder about myself.