Fuck me.
Fuck the Doubletree.
Fuck Voss.
Fuck tie dye.
Fuck 99-cent store wine.
Fuck dragons.
Fuck Bigfoot.
Fuck Thrice.
Fuck Norway.
Fuck chicken salad.
Fuck Ray Bradbury.
Fuck peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Fuck broken skateboards.
Fuck ergonomic furniture.
Fuck elevator tag.
Fuck VW Buses.
Fuck bus stations.
Fuck libraries.
Fuck Flight of the Conchords.
Fuck corduroy.
Fuck psoriasis.
Fuck teleportation.
Fuck Speed, War, Go Fish and Blackjack.
Fuck mouthwash.
Fuck soft legs.
Fuck frog-hunting.
Fuck Camel Crush cigarettes.
Fuck red dresses.
Fuck Trader Joes.
Fuck kissing me and never talking to me again.
Fuck repetition.
THIS IS GETTING OLD.