take your memories i don't need 'em
Okay we all knew this was coming, let's not kid ourselves. I'm not trying to write some long drawn out goodbye or anything, so. It's been a long ride, I've been her for two years and I love her to death but I'm just not feeling her right now. Sure, I might realize that I miss her as soon as I give her up, but for now I'd like someone else to have her. That someone, I will be picking. If you want her, you can leave an anonymous comment with an email address to this post, or you can email me at badonkadonkberry@hotmail.com. If you're applying be aware that this journal is not for sale, not to mention the other few I have. Those are mine. Also, I'll only give her to someone who is willing to give her back at the snap of a finger, in case I want to come back you know. I'm not trying to pull a Keith Urban or anything, but c'mon people, you do it all the time. I will miss a lot of you very much. mostly MARK MY NON EXISTENT HUSBAND. But the rest of you as well. Jaime. You are the love of my life. We're going to have to create some new memories if you know what I mean. Leto. I love you so much seriously. Usher. I love you because you're the Bobby to my Whitney and the Winston to my Stella. I totally got my ~*Groove*~ back thanks to you. I'll miss you a lot. Alexis. I love the shit out of you, you know that. Does. Arkansas! Hahaha, I love us because we are so funny. Nicky. You're always going to be my Negro Jones<3. James. I hate you very much, but that is in the best possible way ever. Who am I kidding. YOUUUU AREEEE SOOO BEAAUTIFULLLLLLLLLL TO ME!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE!!!!! Okay, yeah I'm kidding myself. Lmfao you know I'm still going to harass you in my other form. Andy. oOo I love you so much my cock balls. Tara. I know we've had some rough times, but I'm glad it all ended up the way it did. Please, for me always remember to hold it down like a true thug. And if you ever need me to slice some bitches for you, I'll come back from the grave.<3 Oh and ps I really miss you Seth Green so you better believe I'll be there to dip it low with you soon.
Okay yeah, that was really long and drawn out, forgive me. If for some fucked up reason that's beyond me you'd like to stay added, just ask I guess. And If you want to know what my other forms are, I'm an open book. So with that.. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool and fuck you, I'm out!