I'm a Bandwagon-Jumper-On-er...

Feb 24, 2006 01:12

Ok... so this is the deal. You're supposed to type "[your name] is" into google and see what comes up. So here it goes.

Trampas is open from 5 am to 10 pm.... (and later on weekends.)

Trampas is reliable; Anyone will tell you Trampas is as trustworthy as they come. (ask anyone... sure doesn't close early.)

Trampas is determined to befriend strange girl (apparently, I'm also Tarzan or someone who can't use definite articles.)

Trampas is aimin' to train him. (how else am I going to keep staying open so long without some extra staff..)

Trampas is a non-profit organization founded in 1958. (and I haven't made any profit yet....)

Trampas is huge over the town. (Ok.. I've got what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem, but huge over the TOWN?? I'm not a damned eclipse...)

Trampas is after a higher price. (this actually came from the official LEE MAJORS FAN PAGE. Damn skippy!)

Trampas is free of eyeanomalies and his hips are also clear. (my nose is cold and my coat shiny too!)

Trampas is a genius! (I keep telling you all that.)

trampas is not a constituent for which the verb ganar is subcategorized (yeah, I let ganar and all that alone.. too much trouble.)

Trampas is just 6 miles down the road from us and has conditions very similar to Mt. Diablo (I'll spew liquid hot magma on your ass... don't mess with me.)

Trampas is collaborating with the Santa Fe's Women's Foundation to produce the Rag Rug Festival. (my rag rugs are the biz-omb.)

Trampas is perfect. (covered before, but it's always nice to be reminded of my perfection.)

Trampas is magnificent. Thanks. (No, thank you.)

Trampas is in need of a Makeover! We would like to request help with staining the deck and painting the Laundry room. (um... is this one of those Extreme Makeovers?? I would have been happy with a haircut and a new shirt.)

TRAMPAS is available in German and English (Yes and Ja)

Trampas is accused of his own murder. (wouldn't that be suicide??)

Trampas is barely discussed (do I really need much discussion? I kick ass. End of discussion.)

trampas is beautiful and you look great riding him (go Cowgirl, go cowgirl!)

Trampas is approximately 1760-feet. (I'm actually only 5'8", but I seem taller.)

Trampas is too hard for others to find (cuz I'm a ninja.)

Trampas is in your extended network. Trampas's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]. Myspace can suck it WITH Lance Armstrong.... (view more). Yoga? ... (Wait! this is refering to the BLOG I'M writing in right now!!!!!! Doesn't that signal the end??)

trampas is voor de streek (no sir, YOU'RE voor de streek!)

And that's all I have to say about that. I mean me.
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