Okay. The time has come.
Well. Today I wake up like a normal day. I stagger into my clothes. I sit down to check to see if I have any messages. I go brush my teeth. Then I check the livejournal until I have to leave... I make it to the job site and then someone drives up as I am getting copper out of the tube. He walks by and I say "Hi", he replies with a stern "Good morning." I leave it at that. It turns out the he is some almighty preaching machine who thinks he knows everything about the bible. I hear Scott and the man, Bob Lowell, talking about God, Jesus, and the like... So anyways... I walk up to Scott to ask him for his tape measurer and this man asks me if I'm saved.
No sir.
Why not?
Because there is no God.
And then he goes off blah blah blah. We're living in hell right now. Can you imagine this 1 million times worse? That's what hell is going to be like.
Uhm... I love living here. I'm sorry that you don't.
...brief pause...
And then he starts telling me to get saved and hits me with the awe-inspiring John 3:16.
I'm so fucking tired of being preached to by the fucking pricks who think that they're better than me. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STUPID RELIGION! I DON'T TRY TO CHANGE YOUR RELIGION, QUIT TRYING TO CHANGE MINE! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A GOD TO PRAY TO DOES NOT MAKE YOU BETTER THAN ME! ... is what I wanted to say. If there's a place where I don't have to be preached to everyday... just point me in that direction... I'll follow. I'm tired of having to bite my tongue to all these fucking obnoxious people. He even put his finger in my chest... I think next time... I'll make him think twice before he puts his fucking finger in my chest.
No sir.
Why not?
Because there is no God.
And then he goes off blah blah blah. We're living in hell right now. Can you imagine this 1 million times worse? That's what hell is going to be like.
Uhm... I love living here. I'm sorry that you don't.
...brief pause...
And then he starts telling me to get saved and hits me with the awe-inspiring John 3:16.
I'm so fucking tired of being preached to by the fucking pricks who think that they're better than me. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STUPID RELIGION! I DON'T TRY TO CHANGE YOUR RELIGION, QUIT TRYING TO CHANGE MINE! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A GOD TO PRAY TO DOES NOT MAKE YOU BETTER THAN ME! ... is what I wanted to say. If there's a place where I don't have to be preached to everyday... just point me in that direction... I'll follow. I'm tired of having to bite my tongue to all these fucking obnoxious people. He even put his finger in my chest... I think next time... I'll make him think twice before he puts his fucking finger in my chest.