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swampwater music (12:45:42 AM): isn't it past your bedtime my sweet butt crumpet?
soft silly music (12:45:57 AM): are you trying to run me off?
swampwater music (12:46:48 AM): not in the least, just surprised you're still up and bungholing about
soft silly music (12:46:48 AM): you cannot withstand my blistering waves of snark!
swampwater music (12:48:24 AM): i have learned much in the years since you last bested me with your snarkiness
soft silly music (12:48:37 AM): I'm not sure I "bested" you
soft silly music (12:48:48 AM): I always assumed we were trading licks pretty fairly
soft silly music (12:48:58 AM): you were always more worldly than me, so that gave you an upperhand
soft silly music (12:49:02 AM): but I was meaner than you
soft silly music (12:49:05 AM): that was my advantage
soft silly music (12:49:30 AM): we should host a snark off
soft silly music (12:49:39 AM): pay-per-view access
swampwater music (12:50:17 AM): maybe in conjunction with the annual snipe hunting competition
soft silly music (12:50:18 AM): yes!
soft silly music (12:50:27 AM): that would be great
soft silly music (12:51:43 AM): you know, Peter hinted today that there might be basementing later in the summer
soft silly music (12:51:58 AM): that could be a good time for a snark off
soft silly music (12:52:22 AM): give me time to get my snarking costume together
swampwater music (12:52:38 AM): i just had a flashback of being snared and tackled
soft silly music (12:53:02 AM): you looked, for all the world, like a seizing, high-vocal cucumber
soft silly music (12:53:10 AM): green laundry bag and all
swampwater music (12:54:23 AM): when you put it that way it sounds downright marketable
soft silly music (12:54:44 AM): loser gets sold to the carnies as a side-show attraction!
swampwater music (12:56:17 AM): you'd probably settle for some funnel cake and free rides on the tilt-a-whirl, too
soft silly music (12:56:46 AM): I'm a born haggler. If I'm really working my mojo, I'll be able to exchange you for a midget
swampwater music (12:58:12 AM): "I'm a born haggler. If I'm really working my mojo, I'll exchange you for a midget" can i use that for the intro to a song?
soft silly music (12:58:26 AM): sure. why the fuck not!
swampwater music (12:59:16 AM): if i ever sell a copy of anything you can have that 50% lyricist cut