worst kept secret on the indie circuit

Dec 28, 2010 14:30

Title: Chicago-Style: 50 Themes and Sentences on the Life and Times of a Straight-Edge Wrestler and the Boy Jew Wonder
Author: nera_fiore
Pairing: CM Punk/Colt Cabana
Fandom: Professional wrestling (WWE and Ring of Honor)
Rating: PG-R
Theme set: Alpha
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't own
Summary: Title says it all. Written for the 1sentence challenge community :) Also, ( Read more... )

pairing: cm punk/colt cabana, author: nera_fiore, rating: r/m, rating: pg-13/t, rating: pg

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nera_fiore December 29 2010, 23:55:14 UTC
Oh you know, we can start with #15, sure XD I prefer to start with #8 because I'm pretty sure that their love is so obvious to every other professional wrestler...ever. And they just don't say anything, but yes, #15! That "Hello-I've-missed-you-quite-terribly" hug upon return :) And Punk won't admit it, because, if you haven't noticed, he doesn't admit much in the mush realm, but you know he enjoys it. Furrow browed and all. He doesn't like to be touched, but with Colt? Well. It's a little different.

My brother today actually said to me, "You wonder how CM Punk puts up with Colt. Cause Colt's a giant teddy bear, and Punk is just a jerk." -- MY 19 YEAR OLD, STRAIGHT BROTHER SAID THIS. I was like "AHHHH" heheheheh. Because he's right. But I didn't get into detail when I answered the question with an astounding "...I have no idea."

A ball-gag made of hundred dollar bills?! XD I'm going to let that one slide...

"I'm Fucking Scott Colton"... WIN. He's basically telling the world that he fucks Colt anyway, so, that's perfect. You're exactly right. Crystal clear. Like glass. In fact, we can see right through it. And yeah, King and Michael Cole probably got all up in arms and Shawn Michaels was at home giggling even though he hates Punk, and Triple H was at home shitting his pants because he hates Punk, and the whole world died a little bit. Especially Colt. In the best way.

19 is my favorite XD I still laugh when I read it. I even read it to my brother (who does not slash, lol. Although he does think wrestling can be pretty gay, haha) and we just laughed. Because...you know it's true. Right on with Punk. 23 is mere concern, cause, you know. Straight-edge or die. Except Colt totally was having something alcoholic in the NYC bar, so I don't wanna hear about it. And no, I won't tell Punk. I can keep a secret.

50 just fits because the new year is in just 2 days and well. These two have had a hell of a 2010 :) especially with Colt's new podcast and all? God damn.

They're just so fucking cute, and YAYYYYYY! I MADE YOU <3 THEM EVEN MOOOOORE! :D you're welcome -- but my gosh, THANK YOU FOR THIS COMMENT! I'm just so happy to squee over them with you, to be completely honest. Because they're just so cute, and so fluffy, and so good. Perfection. I CAN'T EVEN, EITHER! I JUST CAN'T.

And your icon is such a Jew. And it's making me grin like whoa.

Also, can we get some love for #12? XD just saying. "Let's go into this adult toy shop and laugh at all the transgendered midget acrobat porn! Colt...Colt what the fuck are you buying...okay, yeah, I know we need some but, jasmine? Alright, fine, it's not lavender, but don't expect me to pay for it."

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