five finger discount

Jan 23, 2010 23:32

Facebook is great, but 160 characters isn't enough to talk about what matters most - the earrings jessica stole.

They were cheap and from Claire's but that place is overpriced and usually smells like mold anyway so it's hard to care.

I read some entries from like 2004 and I was a retard. How did I even have friends? More importantly, who is this Steven guy I apparently talked to on a regular basis? And what were those pickle tasting drinks Leah and I evidently drank frequently?

Now that Alex is gone, Jessica and I are talking about how bored we are with life and how we're gonna fix that now that she's single and I'm not single but in a long distance relationship and basically live on my own (every other week..) I signed up for Netflix and loaded my queue full of movies I've never heard of. So I think we're pretty much just gonna watch a ton of new movies and try other new things. I'd like to take a cooking class so I can make something other than stuffed shells. I really need to rejuvinate my life, if that's possible or if it even makes sense.

So I bought a typically $80 jacket on sale for about $13.27. We also ate Chinese food, and went to an adult fun shop where Jessica got yelled at for practically stealing a rubber pair of lips..and I mean lips on your face not a vague dirty reference.

The only thing better than an Italian soda right now would be Ihop. PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES. I either need to do homework or go to sleep because my head is a fuzzball right now.

In my time of self re-discovery I think I'm going to start watching Daria again, it was so inspiring. I think I'm just trying to throw myself back into the eighth grade, what with my Livejournal updating, listening to From Autumn To Ashes, and wanting to watch Daria and endless amounts of Degrassi. Be real Brittany, you're 20, it's time to update that info sidebar on your LJ and admit you're not 15 anymore, you don't really care that much about crappy bands or conformity, and your musical interests have changed. Also, you're probably too old for a Livejournal. (My dad always called it liveJOURNAL, with the emphasis on the latter part of the word and I just didn't like that.)

Jessica says "Max's dog bakery" like an older woman who may be from either Ireland, England, or Scotland, depending on how you interpret it. It's funny everytime I hear it.

Giner bacootchie crotch.

So this is what it feels like update Livejournal. I may not be as retarded as I was in eighth grade (well actually, that's up for you to decide - i probably still am..if not worse) but I still really don't have anything to say and the things I do say are irrelevant and probably not that interesting.

I took a Percocet for my tooth pain and I must say that I definitely see the big deal on the streets over this stuff. I kind of feel like I can conquer the world - in a tired, lethargic, I-don't-really-care sort of way.

My dog likes to lick the inside of my flats, which is absolutely disgusting because they smell like a homeless person. Way to go, Oliver.
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