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[halfthetroubl]

Fine, I give up! I don't even know why I bother talking to those stupid people... What's the point?!

Comments

[aburningspirit]

What's eatin' you?

[halfthetroubl]

Retards. What do you care?

[aburningspirit]

Oi, I was just asking a question.

[halfthetroubl]

Yeah well, that's my answer! Retards, idiots, women! That's what's eating me!

[aburningspirit]

Women do that kinda thing a lot.

[halfthetroubl]

Yeah! So what's the point?

[aburningspirit]

They have boobs.

[halfthetroubl]

Yeah wow okay, I'm totally changing my opinion 'cause they've got tits popping out of their chests.

NOT.

[aburningspirit]

You must not have seen good boobs before.

That's a damn shame.

[halfthetroubl]

I've seen boobs! I just don't care! I mean yeah, I guess they're kinda... jiggly and whatever, but seriously, it doesn't make up for being retarded! Or maybe if they just shut up and only flashed their tits... ehhhh...

[aburningspirit]

There's a difference between boobs and good boobs.

[halfthetroubl]

Okay whatever, I seriously don't give a shit about boobs! Go ahead and be a tit worshipper if you want, I'm just saying girls are dumbasses and I'm done wasting my time with them!

[aburningspirit]

You gotta deal with 'em sometime. All you hafta remember is that half the time, they mean the opposite of what they say.

[halfthetroubl]

I don't have to deal with them if I don't want to!! And what the fuck is with that?! Ugh, see, that's why I don't wanna deal with it! It's like you can't be straight with them, you gotta lie or else you'll piss them off! It's stupid.

[aburningspirit]

But if they find out you're lyin', they get pissed off even more.

[halfthetroubl]

That's why I just say forget it! I don't need them, anyway.