This is fuckin' disgustin'.

[halfredgamgee]

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kawaiichikaraOkay, who th' FUCK are all of y'people (well except me) and WHY th'fuck did y'vote for me?! If you think it's gonna make me cross your names off my HIT LIST you've GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'!!!!!!!!! I ain't gonna win this fuckin' pagent, and I don't really even WANT to, so seein' y'all kissing up t'me is really makin' me fuckin' LAUGH

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[sockpuppets]

We want you.

Apparently.

[halfredgamgee]

Well, keep away y'crazy fucks. I don't swing that way no how.

Re: Apparently.

[sockpuppets]

We here at Sockpuppets aren't male.

Well fuck me!

[halfredgamgee]

Who cares?! FUCK OFF!

Re: Well fuck me!

[sockpuppets]

Just clarifying. A tabloid is a genderless being.

And cursing at us earns a metal baseball bat!

*WHACKWHACKWHACKWHACK*

*wipes off some blood and vanishes*