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so b/c im just a huge dork.. on a saturday night at 1:30 im on tvguide.com searching david duchovny.. a movie "connie and carla" comes up.. being on channel 363
what! i don't have that channel in my room but i bet they do downstairs!
shit a david duchovny movie i've never seen.. life could not be better right now..
pitter patter run downstairs.. get some iced tea.. packed a bowl.. turned on the tv.. turn to channel 363.. its a black screen
THEY DO NOT GET THIS CHANNEL
it's starz.. and apparently the riley household does not like starz.. we get hbo and cinemax.. which just sucks b/c we all know the good shit is on show or starz.. so alright.. i can't watch the movie.. sucks.. but maybe it was too good to be true..
so i smoke the bowl, drink the iced tea..and proceed back upstairs to my room .. hmm what to do..lets search imdb.com for connie and carla.. and see what the movie i'm missing is about.
he's third down on the list.. not a bad part..
plotline
apparently two chicago-ites connie and carla withness some mob hit/scene or whatever.. and must flee.. so they where else.. to LA.. and somehow.. these two women.. get cooky jobs as pretending to be dragqueens at some nightclub.. THEN.. some guy.. who's name is jeff.. played by david duchovny falls in love with one of the women posing to be a drag queen.. and it ends with them flashing their tits to the nightclub to prove their womanhood
ok.. so this does not sound like a good movie.. AT ALL..
still.. david was not far down on the list.. and i thought it would be really funny to see him in this part.. sadly.. sadly.. i still cannot watch it..
so i am not done with imdb.com i start looking at the message board.. which apparently you have to sign up for to read.
and some chick writes about how this movie is not good.. and she doesn't get david.. here is her post!
"David Duchovny has got to be one of the worst actors ever and for the life of me, I can't see what people see in him. He's not even good looking and his voice grated on my nerves throughout the entire film. "
immediately i am appalled.. not goodlooking?? bad actor????? what do people see in him ???????????? well i am even more appalled now... what is wrong with this person.. i don't know.. i read further..
someone has replied!
"Also loved David in the film. His reaction to that kiss was priceless. I'll tell you what i see in him:) He's smart, funny and i think he's a good actor and very handsome. I guess to each their own."
this is funny c'mon ..
how do we know if he's smart.. he's an actor.. we have no idea.. funny?? can an actor be funny? i mean some of his lines may be funny.. but is dave.. funny for real.. we have no idea.. she thinks he's a good actor.. ok.. thats vouched for, its opinion.. oh oh.. and very handsome.. like she forgot that in the first part.. i didn't think much of this person.. but i had to agree.. and then i look at the name.. their username.. and it is:
Pippy-4
and that is so weird.. so heres a post..about my buddy dave.. pippy, bad drag queen movies, and the last hour of my life.. sorry you read that
bye
what! i don't have that channel in my room but i bet they do downstairs!
shit a david duchovny movie i've never seen.. life could not be better right now..
pitter patter run downstairs.. get some iced tea.. packed a bowl.. turned on the tv.. turn to channel 363.. its a black screen
THEY DO NOT GET THIS CHANNEL
it's starz.. and apparently the riley household does not like starz.. we get hbo and cinemax.. which just sucks b/c we all know the good shit is on show or starz.. so alright.. i can't watch the movie.. sucks.. but maybe it was too good to be true..
so i smoke the bowl, drink the iced tea..and proceed back upstairs to my room .. hmm what to do..lets search imdb.com for connie and carla.. and see what the movie i'm missing is about.
he's third down on the list.. not a bad part..
plotline
apparently two chicago-ites connie and carla withness some mob hit/scene or whatever.. and must flee.. so they where else.. to LA.. and somehow.. these two women.. get cooky jobs as pretending to be dragqueens at some nightclub.. THEN.. some guy.. who's name is jeff.. played by david duchovny falls in love with one of the women posing to be a drag queen.. and it ends with them flashing their tits to the nightclub to prove their womanhood
ok.. so this does not sound like a good movie.. AT ALL..
still.. david was not far down on the list.. and i thought it would be really funny to see him in this part.. sadly.. sadly.. i still cannot watch it..
so i am not done with imdb.com i start looking at the message board.. which apparently you have to sign up for to read.
and some chick writes about how this movie is not good.. and she doesn't get david.. here is her post!
"David Duchovny has got to be one of the worst actors ever and for the life of me, I can't see what people see in him. He's not even good looking and his voice grated on my nerves throughout the entire film. "
immediately i am appalled.. not goodlooking?? bad actor????? what do people see in him ???????????? well i am even more appalled now... what is wrong with this person.. i don't know.. i read further..
someone has replied!
"Also loved David in the film. His reaction to that kiss was priceless. I'll tell you what i see in him:) He's smart, funny and i think he's a good actor and very handsome. I guess to each their own."
this is funny c'mon ..
how do we know if he's smart.. he's an actor.. we have no idea.. funny?? can an actor be funny? i mean some of his lines may be funny.. but is dave.. funny for real.. we have no idea.. she thinks he's a good actor.. ok.. thats vouched for, its opinion.. oh oh.. and very handsome.. like she forgot that in the first part.. i didn't think much of this person.. but i had to agree.. and then i look at the name.. their username.. and it is:
Pippy-4
and that is so weird.. so heres a post..about my buddy dave.. pippy, bad drag queen movies, and the last hour of my life.. sorry you read that
bye