They press their lips against you
So I saw this on Lauren's LJ and couldn't resist....
Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" [don't forget the quotes]. Then list the funniest 5 results.
~Every Elissa needs a special box with her name on it! (Ain’t that the truth!)
~Elissa needs a plan to stop her father from sending Storm to the pound. (AW poor Storm! Evil Dad!)
~*Yes. Elissa needs help.* (So what if I do?!?!)
~Elissa needs To take daily medication For Schizophrenia. (OOOh, so that’s what’s wrong with me!)
~Elissa needs a good slap in dat Ass! (whoa, whoa, whoa there, Elissa has done nothing wrong to deserve a spanking!!!)
Ok, so that was a good use of my time. Partay at Laura's tonight!!!!
And here ya go....
"Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back by a piglet and dried for quite a long time afterwards." My dear friend, Winnie!
Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" [don't forget the quotes]. Then list the funniest 5 results.
~Every Elissa needs a special box with her name on it! (Ain’t that the truth!)
~Elissa needs a plan to stop her father from sending Storm to the pound. (AW poor Storm! Evil Dad!)
~*Yes. Elissa needs help.* (So what if I do?!?!)
~Elissa needs To take daily medication For Schizophrenia. (OOOh, so that’s what’s wrong with me!)
~Elissa needs a good slap in dat Ass! (whoa, whoa, whoa there, Elissa has done nothing wrong to deserve a spanking!!!)
Ok, so that was a good use of my time. Partay at Laura's tonight!!!!
And here ya go....
"Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back by a piglet and dried for quite a long time afterwards." My dear friend, Winnie!