yet another mistletoe post

[halfhard]

[Well

this is

a mistletoe post. :|a

Continuations/new shenanigans post for Hidari Shoutarou/Takasugi Rin/Yukimura Seiichi/Mizusawa Taku/Sollux Captor. o7]

Comments

4/9-ish trolls? yeah, this is happening.

[butterflybuldge]

Allow me to make this brief.

sob you are terrible

[appleberrybla2t]

oh iit2 you.
make what?

[butterflybuldge]

Business, of sorts.

[appleberrybla2t]

[ That doesn't sound ominous at all. Perhaps you should ABSCOND. ]

ii thiink ii'll pa22.

[butterflybuldge]

As much as I don't really want to do this, we simply have no choice.

[appleberrybla2t]

what are you even carpiing on about.

1/2

[butterflybuldge]

[hold, please.]

[butterflybuldge]

[~MISTLETOE~ WAS EXTRACTED FROM CROTCH HAMMERSPACE.]

[appleberrybla2t]

[

Oh noooooooooo.

You attempt to calmly remove the KISSWEED OF QUESTIONABLE ORIGIN as far away as possible with your PSIONIC POWERS. However, it doesn't get you very far. Or it very far. No far was to be gotten by anything. ]

[butterflybuldge]

Oho~ I had no idea you had powers like that. Perhaps we should play later. ♥ But for now, let's get this over with.

[appleberrybla2t]

oh gog you even 2peak wiith glubiing purple heart2.
there ii2 no way ii am doiing thii2.

[butterflybuldge]

Perhaps I have a strange accent too, and I never noticed! That aside, give me your mouth.

[this is going to get pretty disgusting.]

[appleberrybla2t]

are you completely 2hiithiive maggot2 there ii2 no way thii2 ii2 goiing two happen

[butterflybuldge]

How are you going to stop it? Nobody can.

[appleberrybla2t]

what.
don't human2 have a choiice whether two obliige to the kii22weed.
ju2t BACK OFF ok.

[butterflybuldge]

No, they don't; not the camp kind, anyways. I found that out a year ago, back when I wasted too much energy getting irritated over it.