I still don't have a "blowjob icon"

[halfcocked]

So I fell into the legendary Wikitrap and ended up in some interesting areas.

Annette Schwarz, a German actress, has taken deep throat to new extremes demonstrating the ability to not only deepthroat the largest of penises, but to insert the testicles in her mouth at the same time, in addition to being able to deepthroat two penises at once.
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Comments

[a_holy_oak]

Party trick, party trick, it's awwwwwwwwwright?

Man, the things I wake up to.

[halfcocked]

HI BABY I'M BEING ABUSED

[a_holy_oak]

Isn't that sort of your default state of being?

[halfcocked]

Please don't hit me anymore . . .

[a_holy_oak]

... Didn't I dump you the other night for insinuating that we're an abusive relationship?

[halfcocked]

Right, so now I can do it again without getting dumped because of Double Jeopardy.

[a_holy_oak]

OR CAN YOU!

[halfcocked]

. . . oops?

[a_holy_oak]

Also I am belatedly reading the edit, and wow.

Wow.

I need to make more inappropriately-timed entrances. :Db