SEQUEL

[halfcocked]

DEVIT GOES DOWN ON A GIRL: THE RETURN OF THE SON OF THE CLITORIS'S GHOST

...Hey, Devit.
Remember how we were speculating on how Devit would need one of those mining helmets?
sob yes
If he ever had sex with a girl?
YES OTL
Well.
http://www.sextoyparty.com/orsexlifi.html
rebhmkl,trvybghjnmklryugijkl;
HAHAHAHA
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE

So I was thinking like
"You know, Devit likes Hakuren so much that he could probably actually get it up for female!Hakuren"
"That's pretty amazing"
But then I realized that neither of them would know what to do.
"What feels good for a chick?" "How should I know!" "You ARE a chick, moron!" "Not usually!"
...
That would be kind of hilarious too
We'd BOTH need the helmets with the lights.
"OKAY, TELL ME WHEN"
"MY LEFT, NOT YOURS."
.......
"HOT OR COLD"
"OW."
"Guess that's cold . . . "
hot...hotter... COLD FREEZING OW FROSTBITE
sob
drfvbn hahahaha
* Devit posts it on LJ
* Teito whaps Devit, no vajayjay for you

THANKS KIRA

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