according to my fortune cookie...

[halfbrow]

...I "have great physical powers and an iron construction." Oh? And what's that supposed to mean? Does this imply that I'm good at building houses? Maybe it means I can lift heavy weights and sustain blows to my head without flinching. Maybe I give good shoulder massages, or have an iron will. Is that what it means? That I'm stubborn? Is this a good thing?

Am I magnetic? If I put a magnet on my belly, will it stick to my "iron construction?"

Or perhaps I'm supposed to take it literally. My bed frame is made of iron. Therefore, I have an iron construction. One never knows...