Seven.

[halfbloodhyuuga]

Last night Professor Yuuhi locked me in her closet because I refused to participate in a murder plot. I almost died when the room was set on fire by Professor Maito who was getting revenge for his apparently temporary death. Not to mention two nights previous I was thrown out a window by Professor Hatake from twelve stories up. What kind of

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[buddingwithlove]

Bon Voyage, Neji! Maybe Durmstrang will love you ^____^

[halfbloodhyuuga]

You seem rather eager to have me leave. I said considering.

[buddingwithlove]

You should consider it more, then ^____^

Sasuke wants to go to Durmstrang. I think he's darker and angstier than you, to be frank.

[halfbloodhyuuga]

Good thing it's neither a contest nor a personal goal of mine.

[buddingwithlove]

I think it should be. And I can help you along that path! ^___^ Give a daisy to Kurenai today or you'll be having a week-long detention with me.

[halfbloodhyuuga]

I'm sure you'll enjoy our detention together.

[buddingwithlove]

Oh I will ^___^

You'll be feeding the Dionaea muscipula I bred to 20 feet tall ^____^

[halfbloodhyuuga]

I'm frightened. Really.

[buddingwithlove]

I believe it ^____^ It's unfortunate that its favorite food is egotistical slytherins. You'll find a bucket of extra limbs near the back of the greenhouse.

[halfbloodhyuuga]

Do you seriously expect me to give in and beg for forgiveness?

Tell me. Who is currently in the lead for the biggest whore title? You or Sai?

[buddingwithlove]

Of course not, that would take all the fun out of watching you feed Polly ^__^

Just because I have four men and one woman currently wooing me doesn't mean I'm a whore ^____^ That was also irrelevant to our discussion regarding your detention and will cost you 15 points for Slytherin.

[halfbloodhyuuga]

I'm devastated.

[buddingwithlove]

I would be too, if I had to resort to making false accusations about a teacher because I couldn't think of a decent comeback ^____^

[halfbloodhyuuga]

It must be difficult being as lame as you.

[buddingwithlove]

Oh it is when I have to listen to kids like you bitch and complain all day ^____^ That's another 5 points from Slytherin for the lame insult.

[halfbloodhyuuga]

It's a good thing you have such great control over the students with your stern but loving approach to learning. I'm sure they respect you quite a bit. Nobody in their right mind would call you names behind your back.

Oh.

Wait.

Nevermind.

Nobody likes a whiny pushover. But don't worry. I'm sure one of your five lovers will comfort you and tell you that it's not true and you can cry yourself to sleep.