"I'm a mechanic. Did you know that, Sullivan?"
So, Self, yesterday I found out that Monsters, inc. fanfic exists. Also that the majority is about Randal, and he gets dipped in a giant bucket of MULTI PURPOSE ANGST
Because this is ridiculous and strange, I made myself five pots of tea (earl grey) and read all of it. It's so dumb and wrong. I want to join in.
Other fanfic that is dumb and wrong:
*Of Mice and Men
*Alladdin angst
(“You are so fat and ugly. That’s why nobody likes you, not because you tried to kill Aladdin many times, and take over the Sultan’s kingdom by forcing his daughter into marriage. It’s all because you’re fat and ugly. You have no looks whatsoever,” the voice told him.
“I know I’m just a failure. I’m never going to make it,” Jafar sighed.)
*MCR incestfics (also, this is awesome)
*Bible anything
(Judas sang it under his breath as he strode through the halls of Heaven. “You, you, you are, you, you, you are, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer…”
He trailed off as St. Theresa gave him one of her looks.)