Voicemail

[halfaclink]

"You have reached the phone of Frank Doyle. I couldn't be bothered to answer it and have no idea how to retrieve your message. If you'd like to waste your time, please leave a message. If you'd like to get in touch with me through some other means, please don't!"

Comments

[vdistinctive]

[from here]

"Your booty call technique needs work, kid. For one thing, don't tell a guy his recovery time needs work. For another, I may be datin' a younger guy, but he ain't that young. Hit on people your own age."

Crazy Phone Day

[cuzfriendship]

"Ahem. Um, is your refrigerator running? .........Then you'd better go catch it!"

What followed was a ton of giggling and a rapid click.

April didn't 100% understand why the phones were weird today. She thought it was just a prank call day.