THAT meme
How old were you when you discovered the joys of masturbation?
I was one of those kids that horrified my mother when I was four/five/six for putting my hand down my pants. We had that whole "you do that in your bedroom" talk waaaaaaaaay early.
How old were you when you first did anything sexual with another person?
Jimmy and I made this cute girl in fifth grade kiss us both so we could figure out that whole French kissing thing. She got both of our snacks for like a month.
How many sexual partners have you had?
Ah...about a dozen?
Have you ever had unprotected sex? Why?
Uh yeah, Josh and I stopped using condoms in some instances once we were together for a while.
What term to you prefer to use when saying you had sex? (Got laid, fucked, made love, etc.) Is there a difference in your mind between such terms?
Depends. Did I make love or get laid or fuck? They are different words for a reason.
Have you ever used common household objects for sexual purposes?
I guess.
Do you own sex toys?
Yes.
She-male porn! Yes or no?
No.
Your current partner has had way more sexual partners than you. How do you react?
Hey, that's their deal and my concern is whether or not they are clean and if they practiced safe sex and get tested regularly.
You have had way more sexual partners than your current partner. How do you react?
Reassure them that I am responsible, practice safe sex and get tested regularly and there isn't anything to worry about on that front.
Would you have sex with a person who you hated if you were extremely physically attracted to them?
I don't think so, no.
Would you have sex with someone you cared deeply for, but had no physical attraction to?
I have done this.
Would you dump someone for refusing to give you head?
No. Not everyone likes every sex act out there. Big deal. We'd find something else we both enjoy.
Do YOU ever refuse to give head?
Sure. If I'm not in the mood, I'm not in the mood. No one has to perform like a monkey for anyone else's gratification, that's just...wrong.
Spit or swallow?
Both, just depends.
What have you had up your butt for sexual reasons?
This is worded so amazingly maturely, really. Sex toys, my partner's various body parts...wow.
Would you ever consider fisting?
No.
Have you ever sneezed during a sex act?
No.
Farted?
I don't think I have but there have been some hilarious noises.
Do you prefer to face your partner during intercourse, or away?
Varies.
Do you have a favourite position? If so, what?
No.
Where indoors do you prefer to have sex? (Bed, floor, shower, etc.)
Any place not uncomfortable.
Do you enjoy having sex outdoors?
No.
Have you used sex toys (vibrators, dildos, etc) with a partner? If not, how do you feel about doing so?
Sure.
Would you ever take erotic photos of yourself or make sex tapes?
No.
Do you enjoy being watched while having intercourse/masturbating?
Mirrors don't bother me but no audiences, thanks.
Would you enjoy watching your partner masturbate? Have sex with someone else?
Yes and NO.
How important is your sexual identity (gay, bi, straight) to your sense of self?
Probably more than it should be but when you are looked down upon because of your orientation, you kind of get a complex about it and spend time dwelling on stuff that really shouldn't matter.
If you woke up in bed, naked, with a member of the sex you don't normally fuck, how would you react?
Are they someone I know? If so...big deal. Total stranger? Freakout time. And that goes for either gender.
If your partner admitted, while extremely drunk, to a fetish you find distasteful, what would you do?
Pretend I did not know about it.
Have you ever dressed in costume as part of sex?
No.
Have you ever tried any form of bondage?
No.
Do you enjoy pain during sex? Yours or your partner's?
Not really.
If you partner told you he/she desired a threesome, how would you react?
...I really don't know.
Would you ever try swinging?
No.
What is the maximum number of people you would sleep with at one time?
One. Fool around with two.
Have you ever toyed with the idea of double penetration?
Sure.
If one partner cuts off all sexual contact, is it acceptable for the deprived partner to cheat?
No.
What's a sexual deal-breaker for you? The one thing you will NOT do for anybody?
Anything I am not comfortable with. Mutual enjoyment is the name of the game.
Say you have a kid. What sort of attitude towards sex would you want them to grow up to have?
I'd want them to know it was normal, healthy and nothing to be ashamed about.