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deas_kids February 2 2009, 16:41:15 UTC
You fucker. That was a crack directed at me wasn't it? *laughs* That's the last time I praise your work. *throws Starbucks gift card at him* Here! Go get a fix.

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half_whole_pw February 2 2009, 16:47:23 UTC
My, but this is rewarding!

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deas_kids February 2 2009, 16:49:45 UTC
Yeah? And what's so wrong with pegging you as a 'save the world' kinda guy?

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half_whole_pw February 2 2009, 16:54:29 UTC
Nothing. I just...look, people always seem to think they have me pegged as this good, innocent, adorable kid and...it grates.

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deas_kids February 2 2009, 16:59:21 UTC
Here's a solution to that: Why don't you come over here and suck my cock to remind them how bad ass you can be?

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half_whole_pw February 2 2009, 17:04:44 UTC
You have any idea how many people read this thing? Including my little sister...

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deas_kids February 2 2009, 17:07:48 UTC
So? Got something to hide Professor? You're the one chafing against being a good man. Wanna be bad ass, you have to get your hands dirty and not care what people think.

Would if make you feel better if I came over and gave you a blow job then?

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half_whole_pw February 2 2009, 17:25:07 UTC
I didn't say I wanted to be a bad ass. And man, my little sister? Come on.

But ah...I'm at work so that's a no go on the hummer.

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deas_kids February 2 2009, 17:30:45 UTC
If she's sixteen she knows what a blow job is, and she knows her brother gets and gives them. Okay though, fine. I'll behave.

Work's not a problem. Take a break. Fifteen minutes should do. Ten if we rush.

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half_whole_pw February 2 2009, 17:36:09 UTC
No. She. Does. Not.

Shut up.

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deas_kids February 2 2009, 17:44:29 UTC
Okay, okay. She doesn't know anything about anything regarding sex. She still has puppy crushes and dreams of unicorns. I got you.

All right, but I'm going to have to ask for that gift certificate back then.

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half_whole_pw February 2 2009, 17:47:50 UTC
That's right.

Indian giver.

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deas_kids February 2 2009, 17:49:39 UTC
*laughs* Fine. Keep it you fucking baby.

Oh, wait- is cursing allowed on this precious journal?

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half_whole_pw February 2 2009, 17:52:59 UTC
I am keeping it. Not even going to use it. Just keep it. Stick it in a box and label it "Presents from Lee".

You're going to be a jerk about this, aren't you? Say what you want, I've never told anyone else they can't swear. I think I've yelled at Jean-Paul a few times for subject matter though. At least where Grace is concerned.

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deas_kids February 2 2009, 17:57:25 UTC
But I want you to use it. I dropped a C-note on that. I'll get you a five buck one you can put in the box. How's that?

I had to fucking ask. Some people get weird about cursing. But okay, I'll watch the content.

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half_whole_pw February 2 2009, 18:01:36 UTC
But you just wanted it back!

You're so good to me.

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