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[half_vala]

*may possibly have been dabbling more in the chemical arts*

*may possibly have concocted something new*

*is NOT doing a good deed, however*

*IS fulfilling an obligation*

*THAT'S ALL*

...

*sets of for Pharazon's fortress*

Comments

[tar_calion]

*Should he be worried or expectant? His mun can't remember.*

[half_vala]

*go with surprised*

Good day, sir.

[tar_calion]

*I think I'm going to stick with worried for the time-being. :p*

Good day, Lady. Something I can help you with?

[half_vala]

As much as I am loathe to admit it, you once helped me very poorly when I was in need. In return I promised you my aid, but never had the opportunity to fulfill that promise. I'm here to do that now.

[tar_calion]

*raises an eyebrow*

Indeed you did. Have a seat.

[half_vala]

*does so*

*waits to be offered a drink*

*knows how these things go*

*has been reading. obviously*

[tar_calion]

*smirks* Drink?

*pours himself a brandy*

*has a lot of brandy now, courtesy of Ingwe*

((She shows no emotion at alllll. Stares into space like a dead China doll))

[half_vala]

Whatever you're having would be lovely.

((XD))

[tar_calion]

*considers this*

Meh. You're not her father. Besides, you got Morno drunk the other night, remember?

*pours you one too*

So. To business?

[half_vala]

*sips*

*does a fantastic job of not grimacing*

Indeed.

*reaches into her bag and pulls out an aerosol can*

[tar_calion]

*does a fantastic job of not grimacing*

*does an equally fantastic job of not smirking*

*frowns in puzzlement* Uhh...what is that?

[half_vala]

It hasn't got a name just yet. It's a new formula I've been working on. A combination of pesticides, incesticides, RAID, and phenol-chloroform. Pretty nasty. It would be best if you didn't get any on yourself.

[tar_calion]

What does it do exactly? I take it this would be useful against certain large arachnids? >:)

And I hope you meant insecticides rather than incesticides. Insects, bad. Incest, good. :D

[half_vala]

It will kill smaller spiders on contact. Unfortunately I don't think it's powerful enough to kill one as large as yours yet. It will stun, her, however, and give your men ample time to get away. I like to think of it as Spider Mace.

Yes. Insecticides. That's what I said. Unfortunately, it's not what was typed.

[tar_calion]

Hmmm...Excellent.

*wonders if it would be enough to stun her so he can chop her into a thousand tiny pieces...*

Unfortunately, it's not what was typed

Sorry. The munthing had to draw attention to it because she thought it was a fucking funny typo given who you're talking to.

[half_vala]

I've taken the liberty of distributing some into smaller bottles that will be easy for your men to carry. The larger one is for spider hunting, if you so desire. I'd say it would give you an advantage.

Mine rather thought it was hilarious. I find nothing hilarious.