*growls* I don't run a creche! I'm sick of cute little girls winding up in my back yard I DONT' WANT THE WIFE TO SEE YOU, SHE'LL WANT TO ADOPT! See that big shiny city in the distance over there? Jam-packed with do-gooders and childless couples who I'm sure would by DYING To help you out.
*on second thoughts, wonders if he could use you as bait...*
Okay, listen up... *pulls out her palm pilot and double checks* Ar-Pharazon Kathuphazgânun. I need some help and I'd be obliged if you would provide it.
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*is inadvertantly stumbling upon a Numenorian hideout, though*
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*quietly pulls out her palm pilot and does a database search, requiring pictures with the results*
*immediately picks him out*
*reads that he's very dangerous, crazy, and incestuous*
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*figures she's got nothing to lose*
*stuffs her palm pilot (omg <3) somewhere very safe and steps out from behind her tree*
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OH NOT ANOTHER FUCKING RUNAWAY.
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Can you help me? I don't have a family and I need somewhere to stay... :(
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*on second thoughts, wonders if he could use you as bait...*
*eyedart* >:D
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Okay, listen up... *pulls out her palm pilot and double checks* Ar-Pharazon Kathuphazgânun. I need some help and I'd be obliged if you would provide it.
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What manner of help? And who do I have the honour of adressing?
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My name, if you must know, is Nielíqui, though I doubt it is at all familiar.
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