all in good fun :) stolen from Elisa

[half_life33]

My life according to Google:

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Katie needs a loving home
[damnit i am not a dog.]

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Katie looks like an oompa-loompa with t!ts
[..awesome.]

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
KATIE DOES BROADWAY!

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
♥Katie Hates The World♥.
[lawls]

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Katie goes crazy at the lingerie store
[HAHA.. not because of the lingerie!]

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Katie Loves Pain
[noo! i'm a sadist bitches get it right.]

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
katie eats dirt
[...fuck]

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
katie has only seven more years of college left!
[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
[[slo-mo voice]]

9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Katie died because no one helped.
[*feels loved*]

10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Katie won't be talking about Obama's Muslim background for a while.
[lawls]

11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search
Katie can't sit still.
[so.true.]