Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...
So.. right now i'm watching RESCUE ME on FX.. and it is fast become a favorite..
sex, comedy.. and hot firefighters in new york.
YAY!
lol
anyway.. today i worked.. :( i know right? it was SUCH a "blah" day.. woke up at 1.. went to work at four.. came home @ 10:45.. watched effin LEWIS BLACK on comedy central.. OMG hes effing hilarious..
Fave things he said:
~I'm always amazed when i hear people say, "That George Bush, He's a great leader.." and i wonder... where can one find a drug that makes one so delusional!?
~Levels of Homeland Security:
1- JESUS CHRIST
2- GOD DAMNIT
3- FUCK ME
~ In case of a chemical attack.. you should always have 1]WATER, 2] DUCT TAPE.
our government, told us, we could protect ourselves from a chemical attack... with DUCT TAPE
the only way duct tape could protect you, is if you have enough of it to wrap it around yourself and SUFFOCATE before the chemical kills you.
yeah.. he was really funny though.. i died.. he was talking about how people print the nutritional facts of bottled water on the bottle.. it was hilarious.
anyway.. i need to go to bed.. and tomorrow/ later today ima drink.. EASTER SUNDAY BABY!
lol
and ima wear my corona bottle cap all day.
woohoo!
alright.. nighty night all!!
sex, comedy.. and hot firefighters in new york.
YAY!
lol
anyway.. today i worked.. :( i know right? it was SUCH a "blah" day.. woke up at 1.. went to work at four.. came home @ 10:45.. watched effin LEWIS BLACK on comedy central.. OMG hes effing hilarious..
Fave things he said:
~I'm always amazed when i hear people say, "That George Bush, He's a great leader.." and i wonder... where can one find a drug that makes one so delusional!?
~Levels of Homeland Security:
1- JESUS CHRIST
2- GOD DAMNIT
3- FUCK ME
~ In case of a chemical attack.. you should always have 1]WATER, 2] DUCT TAPE.
our government, told us, we could protect ourselves from a chemical attack... with DUCT TAPE
the only way duct tape could protect you, is if you have enough of it to wrap it around yourself and SUFFOCATE before the chemical kills you.
yeah.. he was really funny though.. i died.. he was talking about how people print the nutritional facts of bottled water on the bottle.. it was hilarious.
anyway.. i need to go to bed.. and tomorrow/ later today ima drink.. EASTER SUNDAY BABY!
lol
and ima wear my corona bottle cap all day.
woohoo!
alright.. nighty night all!!