Section IV: Dykes. No partial credit.
Answer the following multiple choice questions. Use a number 2 pencil, and be sure to fill in your answer circles completely.
1. Which dyke is currently housesitting for a Husky who's afraid of loud noises?
a. Melissa Etheridge
b. Mary Cheney
c. Maria Irene Fornes
d. beths_stanley
2. Which dyke was woken up by aforementioned Husky by jumping onto the couch with her when the thunderstorm started at 5:30 this morning?*
a. Muffin Spencer-Devlin
b. Lily Tomlin
c. Candace Gingrich
d. beths_stanley
3. Which dyke is incapable of falling back to sleep after being brought into consciousness by, say, an alarm clock, a ringing phone, or a dog jumping on top of her?
a. Tammy Baldwin
b. Martina Navratilova
c. Ellen Degeneres
d. beths_stanley
If you finish before the exam proctor calls time, recheck your work and then put your pencil down and wait for further instructions.
*What she was doing on the couch in the first place is too sad and pathetic a story to share here; suffice it to say that the couch was not intended for one small human and one large dog, especially when both are in a prone position.