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I love conversations between more than two people in
which no one is paying any attention to each other. If you read
it carefully, each individual is making perfect sense, but the
conversation collectively is nonsensical because no one is listening to
any one else.
I think this about says it all:
You have just entered room "Chat 11182380313422929580."
ubersartho has entered the room.
xxinxthexrainxx has entered the room.
xxinxthexrainxx: ignore that comment
half0shadows: Yes, a verbal gang band
ubersartho: oh i will
xxinxthexrainxx: about verbal gang baging
half0shadows: *bang...hahaha
xxinxthexrainxx: *banging
ubersartho: haha
ubersartho: we should start a verbal gnag band
ubersartho: i mean gang
xxinxthexrainxx: that'd be a cool band name
half0shadows: this takes up much less space on my screen
xxinxthexrainxx: verbal gang band
ubersartho: no, i mean gnag
xxinxthexrainxx: haha
xxinxthexrainxx: actually
half0shadows: wow, why can't any of us spell gang bang
ubersartho: heh?
xxinxthexrainxx: it sounds really ghetto
ubersartho: lol
ubersartho: it's hard to say too
xxinxthexrainxx: so NOW what do i do!!!
half0shadows: guys, I want more swedish fish so bad
half0shadows: um....
half0shadows: like I said
ubersartho: come in to cvs after 4!
half0shadows: LET NOTHING STAND IN YOUR WAY
xxinxthexrainxx: maybe on the way up to prov
half0shadows: MAUH HAHAHAHA
xxinxthexrainxx: i will stop and say hi
ubersartho: haha
xxinxthexrainxx: and get a red bull
xxinxthexrainxx: hahaha
ubersartho: why are you going to providence?
xxinxthexrainxx: imax
xxinxthexrainxx: FORCES OF NATURE
ubersartho: wow i need to balance this out by being all timid
xxinxthexrainxx: i dunno...
half0shadows: oh hey did you hear from adam, I need to know really soon because I want to get the ad online as soon as possible
xxinxthexrainxx: i mean yes...
ubersartho: like...um, well, maybe you could just sort of um talk about it? maybe?
half0shadows: hahaha
ubersartho: come on!
half0shadows: no...we need nothing but FORCE!!
ubersartho: it's loooooovely weather
xxinxthexrainxx: oh yeah he
said that a slipping gear could be caused by lots of things and that
auto shops LOVE to tell people the whole transmission is broken because
it's so caustly
half0shadows: see, no one responds to timidness
ubersartho: for a sleighride
ubersartho: together with you
ubersartho: what?
xxinxthexrainxx: *costly
half0shadows: i see
ubersartho: haha caustly
ubersartho: wait what are you guys doing today?
half0shadows: sitting on my ass
xxinxthexrainxx: nothing til 530
xxinxthexrainxx: or so
xxinxthexrainxx: and anyway he said
ubersartho: are you both going to providence?!
ubersartho: whores?!
half0shadows: no
half0shadows: her and adam are
half0shadows: whore
ubersartho: oh
ubersartho: *awkward*
ubersartho: well, marianne lets you and me go to providence
half0shadows: HAHAHA
half0shadows: you have to work
ubersartho: not today, not today, not todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
xxinxthexrainxx: that if
you wanted to take him for a drive he might be able to tell you,
because there is a chance the entire transmission isn't broken
half0shadows: tomorrow?
half0shadows: OH GOD
half0shadows: that would be wonderful
ubersartho: after four theeeerty?
half0shadows: sure
xxinxthexrainxx: and then he named like 5 things it could be
ubersartho: wow
xxinxthexrainxx: in order of time and costlyness
ubersartho: i love online sarcasm
xxinxthexrainxx: but if it is indeed teh entire transmission
half0shadows: who was being sarcastic?
xxinxthexrainxx: then no he cant fix it cause its a ridiculous job
ubersartho: you? i thought?
half0shadows: I really don't think it's the entire transmission
half0shadows: personally
ubersartho: yeah
xxinxthexrainxx: he said
half0shadows: but what do I know, that's why I took the guys word for it
ubersartho: who's car are we talking about?
half0shadows: mine
ubersartho: ah
ubersartho: clearly
ubersartho: i'll just shutup
half0shadows: and the possibility of having adam look at it
half0shadows: heh, that would be best
xxinxthexrainxx: there was even a commercial on awhile ago that made fun of how much mechanics love to say broken transmission
xxinxthexrainxx: so
half0shadows: hmm
ubersartho: lol
half0shadows: *strokes chin*
xxinxthexrainxx: maybe you're just being played
xxinxthexrainxx: for a fool
half0shadows: this is seriously like a ray of light right now, you have no idea
xxinxthexrainxx: MAYBE...and maybe not
xxinxthexrainxx: who knows
half0shadows: I know
xxinxthexrainxx: dont get your hopes up toooo much
half0shadows: Im gettin my hopes up
half0shadows: HAHAHA
xxinxthexrainxx: oh god
xxinxthexrainxx: lol
half0shadows: wow
ubersartho: hehe
xxinxthexrainxx: OOOO closer just came on upstairs
xxinxthexrainxx: on la radio
half0shadows: nice
xxinxthexrainxx: YOU LET ME VIOLATE YOU
ubersartho: ohohoh, just a little bit closer
half0shadows: sarah
xxinxthexrainxx: when you said 'group thing with sarah?' i was so confused
half0shadows: eh
ubersartho: okay clearly i'm adding nothing to this conversation
half0shadows: yeah
ubersartho: heh?
xxinxthexrainxx: hahahah
ubersartho: what?
half0shadows: yes you are!
half0shadows: you are adding so much
half0shadows: I can't even handle it
xxinxthexrainxx: I WANT TO F YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
ubersartho: wait why'd you say sarah earlier?
half0shadows: and that is why I do not respond
half0shadows: I don't know
ubersartho: lolololol
half0shadows: oh cause your song was so different
half0shadows: what WHAT
xxinxthexrainxx: I WOULD FAIN STROKE YOUR CHEEK
ubersartho: that you
xxinxthexrainxx: YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD
ubersartho: i mean thank you
ubersartho: haha faid
half0shadows: you're welcome:-)
ubersartho: fain
ubersartho: damn
ubersartho: i can't spell in here
ubersartho: okay i have to go get ready for weeeeeeerk
xxinxthexrainxx: EW
xxinxthexrainxx: whoa sorry
half0shadows: whoa, I
really meant to put an exclamation point after you're welcome, and
didn't realize my typo till I sent, but it worked out well
xxinxthexrainxx: i mean ew
xxinxthexrainxx: HAHAHA
half0shadows: okaaaaaay
ubersartho: lol
xxinxthexrainxx: not that funny.
ubersartho: wow that did work out
ubersartho: okay but seriously you gouys?
xxinxthexrainxx: I WANT TO LICK YOUR BOSOMS
half0shadows: yes?
half0shadows: oh god
xxinxthexrainxx: ^mocking sarah
ubersartho: come in to cvs today erouyt?
xxinxthexrainxx: okay!
ubersartho: thank you for clarifying cait
ubersartho: LIN
xxinxthexrainxx: hahahah
ubersartho: see you soooooon
xxinxthexrainxx: see you
half0shadows: bye
xxinxthexrainxx: have fun
ubersartho: on the clown of doom
half0shadows: erouyt?
ubersartho: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxinxthexrainxx: ????????????????????
ubersartho: i'll explain it when you come in
xxinxthexrainxx: hahahah
half0shadows: haha
ubersartho: heh?
xxinxthexrainxx: GO
ubersartho: fine!
half0shadows: that's clever, cause I really will come in just for the explanation
xxinxthexrainxx: I WANT TO F YOU
ubersartho: i see how it is!
ubersartho: oh my go
ubersartho: d
ubersartho: okay
ubersartho: bye
ubersartho has left the room.
xxinxthexrainxx: bye
half0shadows: aw
xxinxthexrainxx: oh
xxinxthexrainxx: i missed her
half0shadows: yes
half0shadows: you did
xxinxthexrainxx: i dont feel like leaving
xxinxthexrainxx: the chatroom
half0shadows: me either
xxinxthexrainxx: despite the presence of onlyus
half0shadows: be wild if someone was named "onlyus"
xxinxthexrainxx: i am so lazy
xxinxthexrainxx: its insane
half0shadows: same here
xxinxthexrainxx: oh wow i stopped at npc
xxinxthexrainxx: and picked up checks
half0shadows: there's no way he could come early tonight and go for a quick ride, is there
xxinxthexrainxx: and she got all snippy with me about handing in my uniform within 48 hours
half0shadows: that's weird
xxinxthexrainxx: i doubt it we're running on a wicked tight schedule cause the thing starts at 530
half0shadows: kay
xxinxthexrainxx: and he usually doesn't even get out til then
xxinxthexrainxx: but i'll coaxe and plead
half0shadows: no don't
xxinxthexrainxx: and lick.
half0shadows: oh god
xxinxthexrainxx: hahaha just kidding
half0shadows: I mean I don't want him to go out of his way, he'd be doing me a huge favor as is
xxinxthexrainxx: yes that was creepy
xxinxthexrainxx: verily
xxinxthexrainxx: eh he's down this way like every night anyway im sure he'll come check it out as soon as we get a chance
half0shadows: like you don't understand, I am in this financial cloud of doom and all of a sudden there is like this tiny hole in the clouds
half0shadows: swit
xxinxthexrainxx: it's like a pinprick though
xxinxthexrainxx: so
xxinxthexrainxx: beware
~*FIN*~
which no one is paying any attention to each other. If you read
it carefully, each individual is making perfect sense, but the
conversation collectively is nonsensical because no one is listening to
any one else.
I think this about says it all:
You have just entered room "Chat 11182380313422929580."
ubersartho has entered the room.
xxinxthexrainxx has entered the room.
xxinxthexrainxx: ignore that comment
half0shadows: Yes, a verbal gang band
ubersartho: oh i will
xxinxthexrainxx: about verbal gang baging
half0shadows: *bang...hahaha
xxinxthexrainxx: *banging
ubersartho: haha
ubersartho: we should start a verbal gnag band
ubersartho: i mean gang
xxinxthexrainxx: that'd be a cool band name
half0shadows: this takes up much less space on my screen
xxinxthexrainxx: verbal gang band
ubersartho: no, i mean gnag
xxinxthexrainxx: haha
xxinxthexrainxx: actually
half0shadows: wow, why can't any of us spell gang bang
ubersartho: heh?
xxinxthexrainxx: it sounds really ghetto
ubersartho: lol
ubersartho: it's hard to say too
xxinxthexrainxx: so NOW what do i do!!!
half0shadows: guys, I want more swedish fish so bad
half0shadows: um....
half0shadows: like I said
ubersartho: come in to cvs after 4!
half0shadows: LET NOTHING STAND IN YOUR WAY
xxinxthexrainxx: maybe on the way up to prov
half0shadows: MAUH HAHAHAHA
xxinxthexrainxx: i will stop and say hi
ubersartho: haha
xxinxthexrainxx: and get a red bull
xxinxthexrainxx: hahaha
ubersartho: why are you going to providence?
xxinxthexrainxx: imax
xxinxthexrainxx: FORCES OF NATURE
ubersartho: wow i need to balance this out by being all timid
xxinxthexrainxx: i dunno...
half0shadows: oh hey did you hear from adam, I need to know really soon because I want to get the ad online as soon as possible
xxinxthexrainxx: i mean yes...
ubersartho: like...um, well, maybe you could just sort of um talk about it? maybe?
half0shadows: hahaha
ubersartho: come on!
half0shadows: no...we need nothing but FORCE!!
ubersartho: it's loooooovely weather
xxinxthexrainxx: oh yeah he
said that a slipping gear could be caused by lots of things and that
auto shops LOVE to tell people the whole transmission is broken because
it's so caustly
half0shadows: see, no one responds to timidness
ubersartho: for a sleighride
ubersartho: together with you
ubersartho: what?
xxinxthexrainxx: *costly
half0shadows: i see
ubersartho: haha caustly
ubersartho: wait what are you guys doing today?
half0shadows: sitting on my ass
xxinxthexrainxx: nothing til 530
xxinxthexrainxx: or so
xxinxthexrainxx: and anyway he said
ubersartho: are you both going to providence?!
ubersartho: whores?!
half0shadows: no
half0shadows: her and adam are
half0shadows: whore
ubersartho: oh
ubersartho: *awkward*
ubersartho: well, marianne lets you and me go to providence
half0shadows: HAHAHA
half0shadows: you have to work
ubersartho: not today, not today, not todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
xxinxthexrainxx: that if
you wanted to take him for a drive he might be able to tell you,
because there is a chance the entire transmission isn't broken
half0shadows: tomorrow?
half0shadows: OH GOD
half0shadows: that would be wonderful
ubersartho: after four theeeerty?
half0shadows: sure
xxinxthexrainxx: and then he named like 5 things it could be
ubersartho: wow
xxinxthexrainxx: in order of time and costlyness
ubersartho: i love online sarcasm
xxinxthexrainxx: but if it is indeed teh entire transmission
half0shadows: who was being sarcastic?
xxinxthexrainxx: then no he cant fix it cause its a ridiculous job
ubersartho: you? i thought?
half0shadows: I really don't think it's the entire transmission
half0shadows: personally
ubersartho: yeah
xxinxthexrainxx: he said
half0shadows: but what do I know, that's why I took the guys word for it
ubersartho: who's car are we talking about?
half0shadows: mine
ubersartho: ah
ubersartho: clearly
ubersartho: i'll just shutup
half0shadows: and the possibility of having adam look at it
half0shadows: heh, that would be best
xxinxthexrainxx: there was even a commercial on awhile ago that made fun of how much mechanics love to say broken transmission
xxinxthexrainxx: so
half0shadows: hmm
ubersartho: lol
half0shadows: *strokes chin*
xxinxthexrainxx: maybe you're just being played
xxinxthexrainxx: for a fool
half0shadows: this is seriously like a ray of light right now, you have no idea
xxinxthexrainxx: MAYBE...and maybe not
xxinxthexrainxx: who knows
half0shadows: I know
xxinxthexrainxx: dont get your hopes up toooo much
half0shadows: Im gettin my hopes up
half0shadows: HAHAHA
xxinxthexrainxx: oh god
xxinxthexrainxx: lol
half0shadows: wow
ubersartho: hehe
xxinxthexrainxx: OOOO closer just came on upstairs
xxinxthexrainxx: on la radio
half0shadows: nice
xxinxthexrainxx: YOU LET ME VIOLATE YOU
ubersartho: ohohoh, just a little bit closer
half0shadows: sarah
xxinxthexrainxx: when you said 'group thing with sarah?' i was so confused
half0shadows: eh
ubersartho: okay clearly i'm adding nothing to this conversation
half0shadows: yeah
ubersartho: heh?
xxinxthexrainxx: hahahah
ubersartho: what?
half0shadows: yes you are!
half0shadows: you are adding so much
half0shadows: I can't even handle it
xxinxthexrainxx: I WANT TO F YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
ubersartho: wait why'd you say sarah earlier?
half0shadows: and that is why I do not respond
half0shadows: I don't know
ubersartho: lolololol
half0shadows: oh cause your song was so different
half0shadows: what WHAT
xxinxthexrainxx: I WOULD FAIN STROKE YOUR CHEEK
ubersartho: that you
xxinxthexrainxx: YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD
ubersartho: i mean thank you
ubersartho: haha faid
half0shadows: you're welcome:-)
ubersartho: fain
ubersartho: damn
ubersartho: i can't spell in here
ubersartho: okay i have to go get ready for weeeeeeerk
xxinxthexrainxx: EW
xxinxthexrainxx: whoa sorry
half0shadows: whoa, I
really meant to put an exclamation point after you're welcome, and
didn't realize my typo till I sent, but it worked out well
xxinxthexrainxx: i mean ew
xxinxthexrainxx: HAHAHA
half0shadows: okaaaaaay
ubersartho: lol
xxinxthexrainxx: not that funny.
ubersartho: wow that did work out
ubersartho: okay but seriously you gouys?
xxinxthexrainxx: I WANT TO LICK YOUR BOSOMS
half0shadows: yes?
half0shadows: oh god
xxinxthexrainxx: ^mocking sarah
ubersartho: come in to cvs today erouyt?
xxinxthexrainxx: okay!
ubersartho: thank you for clarifying cait
ubersartho: LIN
xxinxthexrainxx: hahahah
ubersartho: see you soooooon
xxinxthexrainxx: see you
half0shadows: bye
xxinxthexrainxx: have fun
ubersartho: on the clown of doom
half0shadows: erouyt?
ubersartho: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxinxthexrainxx: ????????????????????
ubersartho: i'll explain it when you come in
xxinxthexrainxx: hahahah
half0shadows: haha
ubersartho: heh?
xxinxthexrainxx: GO
ubersartho: fine!
half0shadows: that's clever, cause I really will come in just for the explanation
xxinxthexrainxx: I WANT TO F YOU
ubersartho: i see how it is!
ubersartho: oh my go
ubersartho: d
ubersartho: okay
ubersartho: bye
ubersartho has left the room.
xxinxthexrainxx: bye
half0shadows: aw
xxinxthexrainxx: oh
xxinxthexrainxx: i missed her
half0shadows: yes
half0shadows: you did
xxinxthexrainxx: i dont feel like leaving
xxinxthexrainxx: the chatroom
half0shadows: me either
xxinxthexrainxx: despite the presence of onlyus
half0shadows: be wild if someone was named "onlyus"
xxinxthexrainxx: i am so lazy
xxinxthexrainxx: its insane
half0shadows: same here
xxinxthexrainxx: oh wow i stopped at npc
xxinxthexrainxx: and picked up checks
half0shadows: there's no way he could come early tonight and go for a quick ride, is there
xxinxthexrainxx: and she got all snippy with me about handing in my uniform within 48 hours
half0shadows: that's weird
xxinxthexrainxx: i doubt it we're running on a wicked tight schedule cause the thing starts at 530
half0shadows: kay
xxinxthexrainxx: and he usually doesn't even get out til then
xxinxthexrainxx: but i'll coaxe and plead
half0shadows: no don't
xxinxthexrainxx: and lick.
half0shadows: oh god
xxinxthexrainxx: hahaha just kidding
half0shadows: I mean I don't want him to go out of his way, he'd be doing me a huge favor as is
xxinxthexrainxx: yes that was creepy
xxinxthexrainxx: verily
xxinxthexrainxx: eh he's down this way like every night anyway im sure he'll come check it out as soon as we get a chance
half0shadows: like you don't understand, I am in this financial cloud of doom and all of a sudden there is like this tiny hole in the clouds
half0shadows: swit
xxinxthexrainxx: it's like a pinprick though
xxinxthexrainxx: so
xxinxthexrainxx: beware
~*FIN*~