Today, I am at Messiah College.
News 1: Printing from the library computers is no longer free.
News 2: The Salvation Army is astoundingly more fabulous when school is not in session.
News 3: Jeff Rioux is still the shit, even with the impending doom of his surgery.
News 4: I love Pennsylvania and want to
move.
Tomorrow, I will be going to Nashville, City of Opportunity.
Because of this, I will miss the great opportunity to be with my dad's large family in the summer for maybe the last time. Rachel, I trust you to try to make plans for Josh and us sometime on the evening of August 9th-PLAYA.
Adam, T-Rex Killa:
Preface
In no way do I speak from the misguided assumption that repetition from various sources will lead to compliance. It is actual, serious, advice.
I
Move to Portland, dammit.
Epilogue
One-way tickets from PDX to Norfolk are as low as $99 a piece, if you need to return for any reason, be it wedding, employment, or retraction.