I'm just filling up your friends page at this point
Day 4:
No sex and my stomach hurts. I got shoes. I checked out lots of people. bad mood.
Tiredness abounds. Dinner at JCC was alright, and we met some cool people, but wasn't really anything too exciting.
Rest of today was spent buying a cell phone and then going on mad chases around everywhere looking for sneakers, which we finally found in trendy mall thing - Pacific Place. Spent all together too much time with that whole business, and my feet are mad at Yossi for it. But that's okay, adventures are ALWAYS worth it.
Except when they end in death or VD. Dude hong kong has no sneakers allowed. Its refuckingdickulous/dickless. I bought Womb Raider. It is fake porn, ergo, i whack off and laugh at the same time. I think if you do that when you come though your eyes fall out. I also made the delightful purchase of Barbarella, Boris and Natasha, and some good old Kung Fu shit for me/dad. Porn makes me giggle, but only when i use a French tickler. Apparently, Al's aunt can blow anything, and i would have totally had sex with your mom if she had opposable thumbs. My shoes are really white attempting to be black. Also, giggling due to French tickler(that's weird, no?) and i had KFC. In Hong Kong! With a honey biscuit! I invented those. And Chemotherapy, but that is slightly less delicious. I called Maia and Hila and Didn't fuck up( i hope). Might have come on too strong, but then again i kind of am trying to have sex with one or both of them. It goes without saying if i have to share with Al shotgun Anal.
Yeah, i used a capitol letter for Anal. Fuck you.
Okay, first of all, the thing about my aunt being able to blow anything was a quote from Maia (cousin) about wind instruments, but she's young, and didn't know what she was saying. Second of all, DVDs are really, really, cheap here, even the non-pirated ones, so both Yossi and I had a blast buying random shit (like Cara Loft, Womb Raider). Also, KFC here is good.
HAHA YOU SAID BLAST LIKE OF SEMEN.
btw, the second Maia was the hotisraeli. (I'm thinking of taking a sand blaster to your genitals.)
Not if i sand..blast...them...first? GO!!!!!!
dude life without genitals wouldn't suck, it be hellish. I did zip up my no-no in my fly today though and only let out a minimal whimper. Shut up,Al. You're just trying to distract me from writing about the 12 year old prostitute you got gonorrhea from.
You mean “The 12-year-old prostitute from whom I got gonorrhea.”
Or, to circumvent any trans-grammatical confusion, “Lunch at your cousins”. Bitch.
Just wait till I impregnate your little sister and she gives birth to a camel.
I'd hump it.