Calvin fucks Hobbes: the wrongest story ever written.
So, I was looking around the old internet the other day searching for my daily fix of fan fiction: be it a sub-literate tale of when Alf meets Urkel, alternative "what if" endings to episodes of Who's The Boss, or even a short vignette of literary erotica in the universe of the television show Reba.
And it was during that search that I discovered something that left me disturbed, troubled, and questioning the path of mankind. I came upon a short piece of fan fiction that took place in the world of one of my most cherished boyhood loves, the comic Calvin and Hobbes. It was a piece of writing from the author WoLfBoY538 called "Exploration."
In the first chapter titled "Love and Error," an older, pubescent Calvin lays in bed one night with his old friend, the stuffed tiger/imaginative father-figure Hobbes. As the two life-long partners lie together, they--for the first time--reveal and then finally act on their long-hidden sexual urges. The secret tryst is cut short as their act of forbidden lust is discovered by Calvin's traditionally-valued father who denounces his son's act of anamorphic bestial homosexuality. Calvin's father chastises and spanks his son, then steals away the stuffed tiger seductress who's "rear was caked with semen."
But in chapter 2 ("Acceptance"), Calvin's father--in a moment of introspection--realizes that he could lose his son forever if he does not accept his homosexuality. So, in an act of attrition, Calvin's father goes to his son's room to return Hobbes, and in a touching moment explains "“I’m sorry I yelled and hit you.. I should have accepted that you were gay, and not been mad."
Then in the third act, simply titled "chapter 3" Calvin masturbates to animal porn. Here's a short excerpt:
As he scrolled down, his eyes were met bu the most arousing sight he had ever witnessed.
Animals. Like Hobbes, vexing in the throes of Lust and Pleasure. He felt himself beginning to sweat, and took hold of his shaft. Image after image played across his screen. Dragons, tigers, wolves, foxes, bears, deer, and so much more! He began to near his climax, his toes curling and breaths coming in quick gasps. He rubbed his shaft quickly, tensing up his muscles and sighing in relief as his white solders marched across his chest.
Let us all pray for the soul and well-being of WoLfBoY538.
And it was during that search that I discovered something that left me disturbed, troubled, and questioning the path of mankind. I came upon a short piece of fan fiction that took place in the world of one of my most cherished boyhood loves, the comic Calvin and Hobbes. It was a piece of writing from the author WoLfBoY538 called "Exploration."
In the first chapter titled "Love and Error," an older, pubescent Calvin lays in bed one night with his old friend, the stuffed tiger/imaginative father-figure Hobbes. As the two life-long partners lie together, they--for the first time--reveal and then finally act on their long-hidden sexual urges. The secret tryst is cut short as their act of forbidden lust is discovered by Calvin's traditionally-valued father who denounces his son's act of anamorphic bestial homosexuality. Calvin's father chastises and spanks his son, then steals away the stuffed tiger seductress who's "rear was caked with semen."
But in chapter 2 ("Acceptance"), Calvin's father--in a moment of introspection--realizes that he could lose his son forever if he does not accept his homosexuality. So, in an act of attrition, Calvin's father goes to his son's room to return Hobbes, and in a touching moment explains "“I’m sorry I yelled and hit you.. I should have accepted that you were gay, and not been mad."
Then in the third act, simply titled "chapter 3" Calvin masturbates to animal porn. Here's a short excerpt:
As he scrolled down, his eyes were met bu the most arousing sight he had ever witnessed.
Animals. Like Hobbes, vexing in the throes of Lust and Pleasure. He felt himself beginning to sweat, and took hold of his shaft. Image after image played across his screen. Dragons, tigers, wolves, foxes, bears, deer, and so much more! He began to near his climax, his toes curling and breaths coming in quick gasps. He rubbed his shaft quickly, tensing up his muscles and sighing in relief as his white solders marched across his chest.
Let us all pray for the soul and well-being of WoLfBoY538.