Strippers love me because I'm a sexy.
Like all men on MySpace, I get the occasional friend request from strippers who just happen to have a pay web-cam or pay site she'd just love me to check out. They usually have over 1,000 friends. The best part about their pages are the deluded sad members of my gender who do in fact befriend said strippers and who proceed to write desperate comments on their pages usually along the lines of "Hey sexxxy, thanks for the add. u r hot! hopefullly we can get too-gethers some time. Laterz!" in hope that the attractive women who are annonymously writing to them over cyber space, really saw something special in their profiles and would like to engage in sexual intercourse with them. Sad. But often amusing. I don't know if any other fellas had this happened, but in the course of two hours or so, I got about 15 stripper requests. But I also got some guy requests who I don't know. Not sure why I'm so Myspace popular all of a sudden. Anybody else get really popular tonight? Maybe it's the heat.