[exo] compliment me; kris/lay; nc-17

[halcyondusk]

Title: Compliment Me (aka Fucking Zhang Yixing)
Pairing: Kris/Lay
Rating: NC-17
Summary: As the leader, Kris does appreciate that the other members are starting to talk more during interviews, but he doesn't appreciate it when Lay opens his mouth and consequently kills the cool image that he's built for himself. So, Kris thinks up ways to get Lay to

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[anticommute]

You’re the leader, come on, you can handle this.”
HAHAHAH YES OF COURSE

Yixing hides a smile behind his fist, and Lu Han grins widely, eyes twinkling, then he sees Wu Fan’s glare and tries to put on a poker face, to no avail.
LU HAN YOU WOULD

“You’re a deer,” Yixing deadpans, poking Lu Han back. “We belong in the same family of useless galloping animals.”
USELESS GALLOPING ANIMALS but unicorns have horns see

“But ge, aren’t deers real animals?”
TAO YOU L O L

“You know it was only because I was nervous during the first couple of interviews that I didn’t say anything. I couldn’t say anything.”
jsyk i hate you. and the entire next paragraph. yup i hate you. i hate you so much go away no fuck you go away

WOW STOP I CAN'T BREATHE NOW STOP???????

“Okay, you’re not a braggart, you’re quite-very-good in bed, but can you at least-door-lock the door-” sobs quietly

SOBS AT YODSUIOEWJKL

“Just saying, it might be a good idea if you took the fucking out of the only bathroom backstage LOL YES JUST MAYBE

“Well,” Yixing says slowly, grinning

[anticommute]

and he’s good at rapping, um yixing you little liar l o l

[chiharu]

I C YER ICON

[anticommute]

JFC CHIHA GET OUT i need a judging cat :c :c :c

[halcyondusk]

o-m-g whyyyyy your icons omg u_______u.

[halcyondusk]

YOU KNOW I STARED AT YOUR SECOND ICON FOR A WHOLE MINUTE GOING "HMM THAT GIRL LOOKS KINDA LIKE YIXING" then i realised omfg. you. sigh.

WU FAN IS THE LEADER HE IS A DRAGON HE CAN FLY HE CAN CONQUER THE WORLD except when a unicorn is in his way n_______n

also lu han's amused face makes me want to squish it all the time adkfljslgh; can they not be like this with their faces it's really too unfair.

........may i ask what those horns are useful for. hmmmmmm? yes horns. horny. yixing is a horny unicorn. hmm.

but i love you come over here you have infected me with yixing feelings they overflow ok n___n but still your yixing feelings are the best most precious.

(cries at your keysmash.)

YIXING LIES OUT OF LOVE duizhang requested him to compliment him after all he's just being an obedient little boy hmmm n________n? sigh. rolls over. rolls on you. ilu.