[exo] a bicycle isn’t just for riding (because sometimes, it rides you too); lu han/everyone; nc-17

[halcyondusk]

Title: A Bicycle Isn't Just For Riding (Because Sometimes, It Rides You Too)
Pairing: Lu Han/Everyone
Rating: NC-17; Warnings: Kinks (highlight to see): bondage, breathplay, bloodplay, knifeplay, fireplay, feet worship, s&m
Summary: Lu Han fucks everyone in EXO because he is the bicycle. PWP. There is really not much else I can say.
Word Count: ~6,500

Comments

[anonymous]

Oh god I'm in class BUT THIS LOOKS GOOD BUT I CT READ IT RIGHT. YouNOW fucking phone um BE BACK NOW GO TO BED

[halcyondusk]

shhhhhhhhh you're going to kick me omg. yes ma'am.

[kantamu]

probably :c going to lunch first then. come back. hm. yes.

[kantamu]

the problem is that it’s hard to actually find someone who doesn’t flinch at ‘chains’ and run away at the word ‘whips’. WOW I WONDER WHY

(hold on had to interrupt reading JUST TO POINT THIS OUT okay going back nngh)

[kantamu]

YUP GOING TO KICK YOU. KICKS YOU HARD. KICKS YOU SO VERY HARD.

[kantamu]

I was on a budget. Oh, don’t swallow, and don’t scream, you’ll choke. OH THIS SEEMS FAMILIAR LMFAO KNOWING THE CONTEXT NOW L M F A O

“Nevermind,” Lu Han says, sighing. He chucks the gag away, perplexed, and Kyungsoo wants to bury himself in a hole. “You’ll just have to squawk for the rest of your life.” DIES AT YOU

WAIT HOLD ON ALL THIS SEEMS SOMEWHAT FAMILIAR AHAHAHAHAHHAHA I SEE

ALSO WOW WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN

also lmfao joonmyun lmfao and I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO MOST OF THIS YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW.W OW IT'S GOOD I DIDN'T READ THIS BEFORE BUT OH GOD THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE AROUND ME NOW AND I'M JUST LIKE FUCK FUCK FUCK?????????????

kyungsoo cannot be contained :c

b a e k h y u n

okay i'm done bye lunch

[halcyondusk]

lmao yep u______u. i. yeah. this is just incoherency and crack aaaaaaaannnnnddddd things.

YES. SEE. THIS IS HOW MY CRAZY MATERIALISES.

i am too mean to yixing aren't i l-o-l HOW CAN I RESIST IT THOUGH i mean. yeah.

IT IS OKAY YOU CAN SIT THERE QUIETLY AND NOT SAY ANYTHING also i do not think reading this in public was the best idea you had u_____________u.

sobs. baekhyun. (you know i only figured out his name is 边伯贤 not 卞白賢 from that post-it question today sob.)

ilu.