Color Commentary
A birthday ficbit for dear_whimsy. She requested Qmi and "ideas coming from trashy magazines" and I did my best to deliver. Happy Birthday, Tori! ♥
Color Commentary
pairing: Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun
It starts when they find an issue of Shanghai Snatch in Han Geng's room (not that they were snooping-it was right there, underneath all the undershirts in the back of his drawer) and somehow becomes The Thing They Do When They're Bored. Zhou Mi gets a porno magazine from Hangeng's chest of drawers, or Donghae's bag, or Henry's violin case, and he and Kyuhyun flip through it together. Kyuhyun reads the Chinese captions to him, which is fun, because Kyuhyun can't read a word of Chinese apart from their names and the characters for "waiter."
"This one says, 'I can't decide if my ginormous titties are comical or tragic.'" See, that's why she's got this confused look on her face."
"Makes sense. How about this one?"
"Says, 'Hey, found my clit!'"
"And so she has." Zhou Mi turns the page.
"Ah, this one says, 'Two heads are better than one, especially when it comes to giving head.'"
Zhou Mi nods admiringly. "I love witty porn," he says, turning the page again. "How about this one?"
"That says, 'I can't believe it's not cock!'"
"That really is a realistic dildo, huh?" Zhou Mi says, squinting and leaning in closer for a better view, then turns the page again. "And this?"
"This? This says, 'Zhou Mi would look hot in this position.'"
A pause. "That's what it says, huh?" Zhou Mi asks.
"That's what it says," Kyuhyun confirms with a nod.
"Does it says anything about resultant kinky sex?" Zhou Mi asks.
Kyuhyun frowns, leans closer to the page. "How did I miss that? Yeah, it says, 'He'd totally get the shit fucked out of him if he looked like this.'"
Zhou Mi smiles. "I'll go get the rope."
Color Commentary
pairing: Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun
It starts when they find an issue of Shanghai Snatch in Han Geng's room (not that they were snooping-it was right there, underneath all the undershirts in the back of his drawer) and somehow becomes The Thing They Do When They're Bored. Zhou Mi gets a porno magazine from Hangeng's chest of drawers, or Donghae's bag, or Henry's violin case, and he and Kyuhyun flip through it together. Kyuhyun reads the Chinese captions to him, which is fun, because Kyuhyun can't read a word of Chinese apart from their names and the characters for "waiter."
"This one says, 'I can't decide if my ginormous titties are comical or tragic.'" See, that's why she's got this confused look on her face."
"Makes sense. How about this one?"
"Says, 'Hey, found my clit!'"
"And so she has." Zhou Mi turns the page.
"Ah, this one says, 'Two heads are better than one, especially when it comes to giving head.'"
Zhou Mi nods admiringly. "I love witty porn," he says, turning the page again. "How about this one?"
"That says, 'I can't believe it's not cock!'"
"That really is a realistic dildo, huh?" Zhou Mi says, squinting and leaning in closer for a better view, then turns the page again. "And this?"
"This? This says, 'Zhou Mi would look hot in this position.'"
A pause. "That's what it says, huh?" Zhou Mi asks.
"That's what it says," Kyuhyun confirms with a nod.
"Does it says anything about resultant kinky sex?" Zhou Mi asks.
Kyuhyun frowns, leans closer to the page. "How did I miss that? Yeah, it says, 'He'd totally get the shit fucked out of him if he looked like this.'"
Zhou Mi smiles. "I'll go get the rope."