Siwon, the Model and the Man

[halcyon_morn]

What do you get when you take a secret-but-not!OTP and add a plot conceit blatantly pilfered from a manga and droves upon droves of fandom clichés? A birthday present, it seems. Happy birthday, Cate-I hope you like it!

Siwon, the Model and the Man
pairing: Hyukjae/Siwon

Comments

[aconite]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

UM. I KIND OF LOVE YOU A LOT RIGHT NOW. ♥ ♥ OMG SERIOUSLY. THIS IS JUST. OMG. I AM INCOHERENT WITH GLEE.

LKSJDHKL;AHJS!!!!!!

it didn't technically count as porn, so it would be a stretch to say he had been looking for it

Hyukjae. Such a retard. <3

Did he like to have his ass slapped? With what level of force (if possible, as expressed in joules/cm)?

THOUGH PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE SECOND PARAGRAPH IS LOVE. OMG.

His mouth dropped open, and then he leapt back and screamed the scream he typically reserved for Japanese horror movies, the one that Kibum told him was queeny enough to keep him forever single and lonely. He didn't care. The doll had talked to him. The doll had propositioned him.

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"Hyukkie, I am impressed. Forget what I said about you being sad and alone forever; some of my game must've rubbed off on you."

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"It is nice to meet you too, Hyukjae's roommate Kibum. Would you like to join us for a three-"

;LKHJGSGJFDHJKL; OMFG ROBOT SIWON ILU

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I'm sorry about the quality of the eggs-you didn't specify that I cook well, just that I cook nude.

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ASSLESS CHAPS! AND TALKING TO HYUKJAE'S MOTHER AND LKASJKH!! Poor, poor Hyukjae. His life; So hard.

AND THEN REAL!SIWON AT THE END WITH THE LESS-THAN-PERFECTNESS AND SLOPPY KSSING AND NAIVETY AND BEING ADORABLE AND SOMEWHAT FAIL. AND AND. OMG. I love the ending, I really really do. This whole thing. AND SUNGMIN!! AND KIBUM! LAKJHKGD Just. omg. ILU AND I LOVE THIS AND!!!!! Thank you! :D :D ♥ ♥ ♥

[halcyon_morn]

Yay, you liked it! :DDD You're very welcome. Happy birthday, and may you receive a Won!bot in assless chaps and a failtastic!Hyukjae in real life, too!