What do you get when you take a secret-but-not!OTP and add a plot conceit blatantly pilfered from a manga and droves upon droves of fandom clichés? A birthday present, it seems. Happy birthday, Cate-I hope you like it!
Siwon, the Model and the Man
pairing: Hyukjae/Siwon
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What better present for a ladykiller roommate than a life-sized, anatomically correct, frighteningly realistic male sex doll? )
super junior would make awesome sex toys.
i'd really want to quote this;; but it's too much good all over the place!
...that, and i should really finish my chinese homework
SO! i'll just sum it up by saying-
you're pretty fucking amazing, you know that?
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I'm glad you enjoyed it! Now go, do your Chinese homework and stop telling me such nice lies!
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♥ nghshrfshduh. Chinese homework is a pain in the ass
WHAT LIES? I DO NOT SPOT THEM.
and i just noticed the 'model C1' is like siwon is a model. wow. i am slow
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XD I wondered how many people noticed that...
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oh well, i'll still try.
>< i had to read over just that phrase like, 5 times before i could actually get it
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