Siwon, the Model and the Man

Jun 10, 2008 00:14

What do you get when you take a secret-but-not!OTP and add a plot conceit blatantly pilfered from a manga and droves upon droves of fandom clichés? A birthday present, it seems. Happy birthday, Cate-I hope you like it!

Siwon, the Model and the Man
pairing: Hyukjae/Siwon

What better present for a ladykiller roommate than a life-sized, anatomically correct, frighteningly realistic male sex doll? )

!fic, rating: explicit content, fandom: super junior, character: siwon, character: hyukjae

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xxivysaurus June 10 2008, 05:00:43 UTC
YEEE!
super junior would make awesome sex toys.
i'd really want to quote this;; but it's too much good all over the place!
...that, and i should really finish my chinese homework
SO! i'll just sum it up by saying-
you're pretty fucking amazing, you know that?

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halcyon_morn June 10 2008, 05:12:52 UTC
They would, wouldn't they? :D

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Now go, do your Chinese homework and stop telling me such nice lies!

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xxivysaurus June 10 2008, 07:23:29 UTC
CHYEAH;; i wants one 8D
♥ nghshrfshduh. Chinese homework is a pain in the ass
WHAT LIES? I DO NOT SPOT THEM.

and i just noticed the 'model C1' is like siwon is a model. wow. i am slow

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halcyon_morn June 10 2008, 22:05:07 UTC
Do you think if we order our Suju sex toys in bulk, they'll give us a discount? 0:-)

XD I wondered how many people noticed that...

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xxivysaurus June 10 2008, 23:04:00 UTC
maybe, if we order one of each but idk how we'll use them all O____O
oh well, i'll still try.

>< i had to read over just that phrase like, 5 times before i could actually get it

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halcyon_morn June 11 2008, 17:11:28 UTC
Really? Because I know exactly how I'll use them all. :D

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