[sj100] 008. Locket

[halcyon_morn]

I thought this was going to be really funny, and it sort of is, but mostly because it's horrible. Still, though, funny, so it may be worth your while. Beware: here be ridiculously bad writing and blatant plagiarism of a beloved anime. My apologies to Ms. Takeuchi.

Dedicated to Anna; without this, there would be no sailor-suited Heechul. ♥

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[sugarless_666]

.... Srsly, am I supposed to write something coherent here? Please don't expect me to do that, because WHAT THE FUCK. CHRIS. WTF WAS THAT. I. I DON'T EVEN.

CHRIS. YOU ARE ONE SICK FUCK OF A MAN AND I'M PROUD TO CALL YOU MY FUTURE HUSBAND. YOU BETTER KNOW YOU MADE ME CURL UP IN A LITTLE BALL AND MAKE WHIMPERING NOISES UNTIL MY BROTHER ACTUALLY CAME OVER TO MY ROOM TO ASK IF I'M OKAY. TO WHICH I COULD ONLY SAY 'NO, I AM NOT OKAY'.

BECAUSE HEECHUL. IN A SAILOR UNIFORM. AND CLOSET CASE SHIWON WHO'S FUCKING THAT CHINESE WHORE. AND HENRY THE RANDOM VIOLINIST. AND. AND PLASTIC VAGINA. AND WHY DID THE WHOLE TRANSFORMATION THING SOUND LIKE A QUEER AS FOLK CLUBBING SCENE.

CHRIS. CHRIS. WHY WAS THIS ALL SO WONDERFULLY HIDEOUS. TELL ME. ASGHDHAGSHED TETETETETETELL ME SGDHASGHDEGAW *CRIES SOME MORE*

THANK YOU, BABY. I SRSLY NEEDED THIS. I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY, BUT I JUST DID.

♥

[halcyon_morn]

COHERENCE NEITHER REQUIRED NOR DESIRED, BB. ♥

To tell the truth, it wasn't going to be this ridiculous at first. But then I just kept thinking of more ridiculous things to add, and before I knew it, there was Heterosexica with her Pussy Pistol. *shrugs helplessly*

AND WHY DID THE WHOLE TRANSFORMATION THING SOUND LIKE A QUEER AS FOLK CLUBBING SCENE.

...because twinks like raves? *shrugs helplessly again*

YOU BETTER KNOW YOU MADE ME CURL UP IN A LITTLE BALL AND MAKE WHIMPERING NOISES UNTIL MY BROTHER ACTUALLY CAME OVER TO MY ROOM TO ASK IF I'M OKAY. TO WHICH I COULD ONLY SAY 'NO, I AM NOT OKAY'.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Best prize EVAR!

[sugarless_666]

WHY YOU LAUGHING AT MY MISERY? ;____; OH, THE PAAAAAIN. I FEEL LIKE I JUST DID LIKE 345263462645632 SITUPS.

[halcyon_morn]

SEE! I AM GOOD FOR YOUR PHYSICAL FITNESS! LAUGHTER = TEH ABS OF STEEL!

[sugarless_666]

BUT YOU ARE CERTAINLY DEGRADING MY MENTAL HEALTH.

[halcyon_morn]

...I PLEAD GUILTY TO THIS. D: