i hate groceries
I'm returning a video near Jap Center so I'm buying some groceries to make lasagna. I'm waiting in line to pay for my stuff and the couple ahead of me, the girl's boob keep popping out of her loose top. She's kinda flat and she's not wearing a bra so her huge pancake dark pink areola keeps peeping out and her boyfriend doesn't really say anything. I mean... he kinda HAS to notice... everyone else in the line behind me was probably looking at her.
And the cashier is completely stupid, he haphazardly tosses wine bottles and egg cartons down to the baggage girl, who looks completely normal, but talks like Stan's sister in South Park. I leave Safeway kinda irritated and walk up the hill to my bus stop and realize that he didn't put my eggs in my bag. I check the receipt, and I did indeed pay for these overpriced eggs. So at that point, I'm starting to get really irritated, and too lazy and angry to go back and deal with the cashier.
I have my headphones and and some Asian lady in a old Asian tweed suit comes and starts talking at me. I ignore her for awhile cause I can't really hear what she's saying, but then after awhile I decide to be polite, take out my headphones and listen to what she has to say. She goes,
"Nihonjin?"
I shake my head.
"Kkkkkorean?"
I shake my head.
"Tong yun?"
I nod.
She asks me where I'm from, I say Washington DC. She says something like "oh good good" (all in cantonese now).
Then she goes, (in cantonese) "Be careful in this area. There are a lot of BLACK people. BLACK people everywhere. LOOK, there's TWO BLACK people waiting for this bus too. Make sure you keep your bags close to your body."
I kinda give her this "ahh I see" kind of look and I think to myself,
- FUCK... I want my eggs... -
And the cashier is completely stupid, he haphazardly tosses wine bottles and egg cartons down to the baggage girl, who looks completely normal, but talks like Stan's sister in South Park. I leave Safeway kinda irritated and walk up the hill to my bus stop and realize that he didn't put my eggs in my bag. I check the receipt, and I did indeed pay for these overpriced eggs. So at that point, I'm starting to get really irritated, and too lazy and angry to go back and deal with the cashier.
I have my headphones and and some Asian lady in a old Asian tweed suit comes and starts talking at me. I ignore her for awhile cause I can't really hear what she's saying, but then after awhile I decide to be polite, take out my headphones and listen to what she has to say. She goes,
"Nihonjin?"
I shake my head.
"Kkkkkorean?"
I shake my head.
"Tong yun?"
I nod.
She asks me where I'm from, I say Washington DC. She says something like "oh good good" (all in cantonese now).
Then she goes, (in cantonese) "Be careful in this area. There are a lot of BLACK people. BLACK people everywhere. LOOK, there's TWO BLACK people waiting for this bus too. Make sure you keep your bags close to your body."
I kinda give her this "ahh I see" kind of look and I think to myself,
- FUCK... I want my eggs... -