Trial 3

[halberdvshield]

What foolishness is this? I realize that the defense must be at the end of her already quite frayed rope, considering her accusation of the witness, but having me kidnapped during the recess is really far too much. I can't even fathom what she thought this would accomplish, beyond setting a new standard for uselessly petty actions

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[fadetonigredo]

And I thought that lapel was bad enough, Nigredo. At least now I've seen worse.

[halberdvshield]

Are you having a pleasant conversation with your imaginary friend, sir?

[fadetonigredo]

Are you having a pleasant time dreaming of returning to Lost Jerusalem? And you call me the fool.

[halberdvshield]

Los Angeles, sir, not "Lost Jerusalem". Perhaps you should get your ears checked.

[fadetonigredo]

I am well aware what planet Los Angeles is on, unlike the rest of the masses. How, precisely, do you plan to get back to a planet that has been missing for four thousand years?

[halberdvshield]

Earth is hardly missing.

[fadetonigredo]

If you can consider a Planck-sized mass as easily found.

[halberdvshield]

I would hardly consider it easily lost.

[fadetonigredo]

You don't appear to be able to devote much brainpower to the consideration, then.