Picspam? Picspam.
While the internet is getting all worked up about ex-boyfriend Xabi Alonso's words about Manuel Neuer, I think we should take the time to appreciate the players we DO have right now. How do we show that appreciation? By celebrating in a jolly good picspam, of course!
1.) Here's James Rodriguez, who did some modelling for Bronzini.
Let's start with a little foreplay...
Haha. Seems pretty tame, right?
Hahaha...
WRONG.
THIS IS ALL SO SUDDEN. James, who taught you how to model underwear like that?? What's that? Oh, you practiced with Cris? Oh, right, yeah. I should've known... Anyway... You can view the whole shoot (and in a slightly larger size) here with a behind-the-scenes video here.
2.) Dani Carvajal did some work, too. For Jack and Jones. (Marc Bartra was there, too. If anyone cares.)
Weird-ass high-fashion promotional video here:
3.) And I think you're all aware of this photoshoot but I'll post about it anyway!! Cristiano Ronaldo, the man expected to win the Ballon D'Or this year, looking fine as hell as he introduced his new line of CR7 shirts. How about some CR7 onesies while you're at it, Cris?
High-quality photos: #3 | #2 | #7
BONUS: Cute-as-heck capitano Iker Casillas for Mahou.
THROWBACK: Sergio Ramos spam. Why? What's the occasion? Nothing. JUST BECAUSE, OKAY? DEAL WITH IT.
Additional Bits and Bobs:
- Luka Modric expressing gratitude to fans wishing him a speedy recovery. #AnimoLuka!
- Marcelo: "The fact that Benzema, Cristiano, Isco, Bale, and James work in defence encourages the rest of us to work harder."
- Toni Kroos may not play against Cornella, Ludogorets, or Basel in an effort to rest him.
- Isco: "At a club of this quality, you can't always be a starter and I realise that now."
- Dani Carvajal: "I’ve been training since Monday and I’m available to the manager this weekend."
- Club football returns this weekend and we'll be facing Eibar away on November 22, 18:00 CET.
- Holiday exchange sign-ups also end tomorrow, November 22! Sign up now! (It doesn't have to be a snowman gift, too. You can just send a card or a letter.)
1.) Here's James Rodriguez, who did some modelling for Bronzini.
Let's start with a little foreplay...
Haha. Seems pretty tame, right?
Hahaha...
WRONG.
THIS IS ALL SO SUDDEN. James, who taught you how to model underwear like that?? What's that? Oh, you practiced with Cris? Oh, right, yeah. I should've known... Anyway... You can view the whole shoot (and in a slightly larger size) here with a behind-the-scenes video here.
2.) Dani Carvajal did some work, too. For Jack and Jones. (Marc Bartra was there, too. If anyone cares.)
Weird-ass high-fashion promotional video here:
Click to view3.) And I think you're all aware of this photoshoot but I'll post about it anyway!! Cristiano Ronaldo, the man expected to win the Ballon D'Or this year, looking fine as hell as he introduced his new line of CR7 shirts. How about some CR7 onesies while you're at it, Cris?
High-quality photos: #3 | #2 | #7
BONUS: Cute-as-heck capitano Iker Casillas for Mahou.
THROWBACK: Sergio Ramos spam. Why? What's the occasion? Nothing. JUST BECAUSE, OKAY? DEAL WITH IT.
Additional Bits and Bobs:
- Luka Modric expressing gratitude to fans wishing him a speedy recovery. #AnimoLuka!
- Marcelo: "The fact that Benzema, Cristiano, Isco, Bale, and James work in defence encourages the rest of us to work harder."
- Toni Kroos may not play against Cornella, Ludogorets, or Basel in an effort to rest him.
- Isco: "At a club of this quality, you can't always be a starter and I realise that now."
- Dani Carvajal: "I’ve been training since Monday and I’m available to the manager this weekend."
- Club football returns this weekend and we'll be facing Eibar away on November 22, 18:00 CET.
- Holiday exchange sign-ups also end tomorrow, November 22! Sign up now! (It doesn't have to be a snowman gift, too. You can just send a card or a letter.)