Reports: Baby Kitten Is Born. Duck-Faced Selfie Presumably Being Taken...At Any Moment, Really...

[jenny_jenkins]

So apparently, Karim Benzema is the proud father of a baby girl.

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Presumably, proud-daddy-duck-face-selfie will be uploaded any moment now...

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Hopefully he's installed a baby seat into one of his death-trap high-speed vehicles.

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Here's a screen capture of the news as it was reported in one of the magazines earlier today:



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Congrats, kitten!

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