2013-2014: LET'S GET PUMPED

[yeats]

Comments

[sadlikeknives]

I don't ask much from this season, just the same things I do every season: treble, Cris for Ballon d'Or, Barcelona to fall into a hole. You know, the little things. Also for Real Madrid to adopt Manchester City's media strategy and start releasing videos of the team doing stupid things like decorating cakes. I really, really want that.

Get hyped, guys, our kits are extra transparent this year and our new coach's true loves are cured pork and wine instead of himself and drama. And remember: no matter what happens over the next eight months, we're still the prettiest.

[yeats]

i have to say, the fact that these kits are obviously not meant to retain integrity after exposure to even the slightest moisture is doing a lot to reconcile their fugliness in my eyes.

[sadlikeknives]

If they'd only announce the font was a terrible practical joke that was never meant to make it into the final design and they're changing that immediately.

[rikayla]

And remember: no matter what happens over the next eight months, we're still the prettiest.

LOL true say

[acchikocchi]

I really love all your hala comments. All of them.

[sadlikeknives]

<3 You are too kind.

[jenny_jenkins]

They asked Ancelotti how he was settling into Madrid and he said: "Very well! The ham here is excellent!"

I LUFF him SO MUCH.

Apparently, he lives in Valdebebas still!

Also - Man City's media department are plainly Galacticos in their field. We need to buy them at once - above market-price.

[sadlikeknives]

It would be a WAY better use of an obscene amount of money than buying Gareth Bale.

[thelichen]

Madrid's porcine population better hide. With Ancelotti AND Xabi in the same city... no one is safe.

Though lbr, they could probably outrun Xabi anyway. (I kid because I love!)

[couldvelovedyou]

Yes yes yes.

[sarahsez00]

our new coach's true loves are cured pork and wine instead of himself and drama

OMG cackling! Also, that made me realize that I really want to hang with Carlo.

And remember: no matter what happens over the next eight months, we're still the prettiest.

Facts!

[debussy]

Basically this.

[staystranger]

IMAGINE. Just imagine if we had videos of our players decorating cakes and dancing in superhero costumes and tossing each other into hotel pools and everything that is the wonderfulness of the Man City youtube channel--but times a million because instead of Vincent Kompany looking on in captainly disapproval, it's Iker and his manpain and it's Sergio and Marcelo that are tossing youth players into the pool, while Cris and Pepe cackle from the sidelines. And Xabi looks on with one judging eyebrow behind his Ray-Bans.

[staystranger]

Also, I am an advocate of the Barcelona-falling-into-a-hole thing too. That would be splendid.

[mapmakerscolors]

This comment is everything. <3333333

[poodlewhisperer]

LMAO YAAAASSSSSSS TO EVERYTHING