How To Social Network with Style! Let Jese Show You How!
Frankly kids - we need more of this from the locker-room. We need pics like this. We need more accounts like Jese's showing us pics like this. In general: we just need more!
I am now 100% in favour of promoting this kid. He is NEEDED for his fine attitude, his amazing bod and his incredible sense of the appropriate and necessary in locker-room pics.
SIGN THIS KID. SEND HIM TO OUR LOCKER-ROOM WITH A CAMERA. GIVE HIM AN UNFETTERED INTERNET CONNECTION!
Fuck, yes!
Are they even legal?
Whatever.
I want Xabi, Sami and Iker in the buff, please and thanks! So get on that!
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Meanwhile, with Cristiano causing global warming in Florida in his HAWT pink pants (see previous post) - another couple are in New York scoring off the charts and past the perfect 10.o on the Mesut-metre of ado.orableness (tm).
Mesut has finally fulfilled an important wish on my entirely modest list of hopes for him: he's found an adorable girl for me to coo over. Now the hard part is over all that's left on that list is the World Cup, the Euros, the ballon d'or and a CL title. I don't expect much. I have always been reasonable!
The high-fiving just kills me. I know Mesut. He's a basic creature. And if she's happy to high-five him, walk through town stopping at red lights for kisses (lol - it's been about a decade since I was in that stage of my relationship - we had to kiss at EVERY light) and snuggling in the rain then I'm giving this relationship really great odds. They are adorable and I have a MASSIVE crush on her.
In other news (and thanks to andriy_7 for cluing me in):
Now they've shaken off Mesut and his girl, Sami and Lena can finally spend some different-quality time together! Adorable.
Meanwhile, off in Disney land, Kaka and Caroline continue life in a 1950s sitcom:
It's so sweet my teeth are rotting!!!
...Marcelo thinks he's being sassy...
LOL
And finally - humour me. Yes, he's left us. But Michael Essien knew his Jenny would miss him. He thought to himself: "She misses me! She loves me so much! I have to do something for Jenny to show my appreciation!" So he sent me a parting gift.
He actually fucking finagled himself into a picture with Rudi Völler and posted it online just for me!
*sobs*
How can this perfection exist?
I love him more than ever - but he knew I would feel that way. How can two such wonderful men be in one photograph and it's not photoshopped?
It's breaking my heart!
Any other silliness online - share it in the comments!
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I am now 100% in favour of promoting this kid. He is NEEDED for his fine attitude, his amazing bod and his incredible sense of the appropriate and necessary in locker-room pics.
SIGN THIS KID. SEND HIM TO OUR LOCKER-ROOM WITH A CAMERA. GIVE HIM AN UNFETTERED INTERNET CONNECTION!
Fuck, yes!
Are they even legal?
Whatever.
I want Xabi, Sami and Iker in the buff, please and thanks! So get on that!
.
Meanwhile, with Cristiano causing global warming in Florida in his HAWT pink pants (see previous post) - another couple are in New York scoring off the charts and past the perfect 10.o on the Mesut-metre of ado.orableness (tm).
Mesut has finally fulfilled an important wish on my entirely modest list of hopes for him: he's found an adorable girl for me to coo over. Now the hard part is over all that's left on that list is the World Cup, the Euros, the ballon d'or and a CL title. I don't expect much. I have always been reasonable!
The high-fiving just kills me. I know Mesut. He's a basic creature. And if she's happy to high-five him, walk through town stopping at red lights for kisses (lol - it's been about a decade since I was in that stage of my relationship - we had to kiss at EVERY light) and snuggling in the rain then I'm giving this relationship really great odds. They are adorable and I have a MASSIVE crush on her.
In other news (and thanks to andriy_7 for cluing me in):
Now they've shaken off Mesut and his girl, Sami and Lena can finally spend some different-quality time together! Adorable.
Meanwhile, off in Disney land, Kaka and Caroline continue life in a 1950s sitcom:
It's so sweet my teeth are rotting!!!
...Marcelo thinks he's being sassy...
LOL
And finally - humour me. Yes, he's left us. But Michael Essien knew his Jenny would miss him. He thought to himself: "She misses me! She loves me so much! I have to do something for Jenny to show my appreciation!" So he sent me a parting gift.
He actually fucking finagled himself into a picture with Rudi Völler and posted it online just for me!
*sobs*
How can this perfection exist?
I love him more than ever - but he knew I would feel that way. How can two such wonderful men be in one photograph and it's not photoshopped?
It's breaking my heart!
Any other silliness online - share it in the comments!
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.