copa del rey draw and sergio's house

[staystranger]

The Copa del Rey draw has been made! Our immediate opponents for the Round of 32 are Segunda B team Alcoyano. The first match will be played on October 31 away and the home match will be played on November 28. The full bracket has been drawn, and it looks like this:

Comments

[staystranger]

I wouldn't be surprised if the realtor or whoever purposely moved some of the tackier stuff before the pictures were taken. But then again, there's this, so...


I mean...that wallpaper. That zebra-striped rug. Jesus.

[thinkweism]

I have given up on breathing and Sergio a little (even though he's so tacky I think of him as debonair gaudy~) , I went to the listing and saw:



and the first thing I saw was:


any money in my bank account tells me that the real estate agent walked in and went, "ok LOL emergency, time to break out the showcase furniture."

[sadlikeknives]

Seriously does anyone know what that giant yellow thing is?

[thinkweism]

just going to go with the obvious and guess a tanning booth?

[staystranger]

I'm really hoping its not a home tanning booth, because that would be tacky as fuck.

[sadlikeknives]

because that would be tacky as fuck

You have to remember who we're dealing with here.

I hadn't even thought of that, actually, I was thinking it might be some kind of fancypants sports therapy ~chamber~ or whatever, but...a tanning booth is a frighteningly plausible option.

[staystranger]

Oh yeah, it totally is a tanning booth.

[sadlikeknives]

Of course it is. I don't know why I ever considered other options.

[thinkweism]

this is his model:



yep, Sergio just being Sergio.

[sadlikeknives]

What do you want to bet Cris also has one of these beauties?

[staystranger]

What do you want to bet that Mesut's been over to Sergio's house to use this thing? I mean. It would explain this:

[sadlikeknives]

Well, I mean, that's what neighbors are for, right? Borrow a cup of sugar, let you use their home tanning booth...

[thinkweism]

I can read the "sport" on the... Dalek looking thing, but I can't make out the rest - it looks like tannido, tannedo, or idk what the fuck I'm just laughing because Sergio has a goddamn home tanning chamber to turn himself into a golden pony