Yet another great reason to be a drunk

Apr 10, 2007 11:05

 Beer vs Water

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli
(E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
 In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not
run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, BEER or other
liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it
as a public service.
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